| 1..2..3..4.. | Text |
| Count to 3... Not 4... | |
| 10 Things about Sex | Text |
| If these are true... Holy! | |
| 100 Reasons to be a Male | Text |
| This should make up for all that Male Bashing | |
| 100% at Work | Text |
| Suggestions for Job Attitudes | |
| 1000 Friends | Text |
| He who has a thousand friends.... | |
| 101 uses for an IBM | Text |
| I hope you bought a clone and did not waste your money | |
| 103 Percent | Text |
| When you have to give more than 100% | |
| 13 Misleading Riddles | Text |
| See if you can figure out these riddles | |
| 16 Year Bullets | Text |
| A mother gets shot, 16 years later her story | |
| 1954 Home Computer | Picture |
| A newsclipping from the 1950's about the first computer and how people will use them is 2004 | |
| 1980s Child Abuse | Picture |
| This has to pass for child abuse | |
| 2 More Simple Puzzles | Picture |
| More simple fun for Blondes | |
| 23rd Computer Psalm | Text |
| The 23rd Psalm is updated for computers | |
| 4 Simple Puzzles | Picture |
| If you cannot solve these puzzles, there is something wrong | |
| 46 Facts about Women | Text |
| List of facts every guy should know | |
| 50 Fun things to do in a Mall | Text |
| Bored? Try some of these... | |
| 50 Signs You Have A Drinking Problem | Text |
| You might want to check in AA if these apply | |
| 50 Things about University | Text |
| 50 things that Admissions never told me about University | |
| 61 Amazing Facts | Text |
| Some interesting facts about our world | |
| 63 Things You Might Not Have Known | Text |
| Here are some good dinner conversation starters | |
| 6th Grade History | Text |
| Answers to History Questions | |
| 7 Degrees on Blondeness | Text |
| How to tell how blonde you are | |
| 710 Cap? | Picture |
| A women needs a 710 cap for her car | |
| 9-1-1 Calls | Text |
| Some of the weird calls received by 9-1-1 dispatchers | |
| A and P truth | Text |
| While waiting in a checkout line | |
| A Baby's Morning | Picture |
| This kid has had a tough morning so far | |
| A Bridge to Hawaii | Text |
| A Genie grants three wishes | |
| A Canadian Tale | Text |
| Yet another Canadian-American story | |
| A Cold Day in Hell | Text |
| Exam Answer for Hells Temperature | |
| A Letter Home | Text |
| A Freshman Sends a Letter Home to His Parents | |
| A Little Small? | Picture |
| Santa might have a problem with this house | |
| A Love Story | Text |
| A little steamy story from someone who loves you | |
| A Male Brain | Picture |
| Shocking Truth about what is in a Mans Mind | |
| A Mans Life | Picture |
| What a man's life is like before and after marriage | |
| A Mother and her newlywed daughters | Text |
| A mother helps her daughters adjust to the married life | |
| A Mutual Understanding | Text |
| An Iraqi and American Soldier meet in the desert | |
| A Redneck's Life | Picture |
| Various things that are part of Hic's life | |
| A Spy Among Us | Picture |
| One of these guys just doesn't belong here | |
| A True Canadian Hockey Fan | Text |
| How much do you love Hockey? | |
| A True Friend | Text |
| Tired of those cheesy Friends forwards? | |
| A womens age | Text |
| The difference between being 8 and 58 | |
| ABCs of Friendship | Text |
| Sappy list of Friendship Qualities | |
| Abrieviated Bible | Text |
| The Bible in 50 Words | |
| Absolute Advertising | Picture |
| A take off of the Vodka advertisements | |
| Abstainence on Noahs Ark | Text |
| No fun on the ark | |
| Accident Ahead | Picture |
| Ever wonder what really caused highway accidents | |
| Adams Wishlist | Text |
| A conversation in the Garden of Eden | |
| Adult Dog Store | Picture |
| When Dogs buy at those XXX places | |
| Adventures in the English Language | Text |
| English is difficult to learn! | |
| Advice about Kids | Text |
| Some words of wisdom about raising children | |
| Aids Warning | Picture |
| A warning about aids in elderly people | |
| Air Accident | Picture |
| Santa's has to watch where he's going | |
| Air Rudolf | Picture |
| How Rudolf Flies could get Santa in Trouble | |
| AirLine Mechanics | Text |
| Two Airline Mechanics Decide to Drink on the Job | |
| Airplane Discussion | Text |
| Two guys strike up a conversation while in flight | |
| Airplane Taxiing | Picture |
| An Airplane prepares for take-off | |
| Airplane-Safe Buildings | Picture |
| In a perfect world, buildings could resist airplanes | |
| Alcohol at Work | Text |
| 16 Reasons why Alcohol should be served at Work | |
| Alcohol Personalities | Text |
| You are what you drink | |
| Alcohol Warning | Text |
| They got cigarette warnings, why no for beer | |
| Alcohol Warnings | Text |
| If beer bottles ever get the same warning labels at cigarettes, perhaps they will say the following | |
| Alcoholic Workers | Text |
| Why Companies Should Allow Alcohol in the Workplace | |
| Alf is Growing Old | Picture |
| Arthretis can really have an impact on your daily routine | |
| Alien Song (3 Mb) | Movie |
| Rendition of the song - I will survive | |
| All Grown Up | Text |
| 26 Signs that you've grown up | |
| All Wired Up | Picture |
| This is quite the set-up -- note the sign | |
| Alligator Mating Season | Picture |
| A sign warning passers-by about the mating alligators | |
| Alligator Shoes | Text |
| A blonde tries to purchase genuine alligator shoes but runs into problems | |
| Always Open | Picture |
| Store Sign Announces Store Hours | |
| Amazon Roulette | Text |
| How Russian Roulette is played in the Jungle | |
| America - Explained | Text |
| It is a strange country | |
| American Bubble Gum | Text |
| An american and Canadian have a conversation over Breakfast | |
| American Online Disks | Text |
| 101 Uses for those AOL disks | |
| American World Atlas | Text |
| How America looks at the World | |
| Americas Mini Me | Picture |
| Like father, like son | |
| Amish Teenager | Text |
| Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teenager is in Trouble | |
| Amish Terrorist | Picture |
| How to spot an Terrorist among the Amish | |
| Amish Traffic Infraction | Text |
| An Amish Women is pulled over by the Police | |
| An Eggs Life | Text |
| Think your life Sucks? | |
| An Irishmans Last Laugh | Text |
| An Irishman only have a few months to live | |
| And God created Eve... | Text |
| Top 10 Reasons why God created Women | |
| And it was so | Text |
| Story about Creation | |
| Angels Report | Text |
| God sends 2 angels down to report on earth | |
| Angry Wife | Text |
| A husband is not in his wife's good books after the weekend | |
| Animals and Drugs | Text |
| Why do drugs when you can run through the forest | |
| Answering God's Mail | Text |
| A Canada Post employee replies to a letter addressed to God | |
| Answering Machine Messages | Text |
| Various Outgoing messages left on machines | |
| Any Questions | Picture |
| What happens when you burn a US flag | |
| Ape-weight loss | Picture |
| An Ape has come to a point in his life | |
| Appropriate F-word quotes | Text |
| Top 10 Times In History when using the 'F' word was appropriate | |
| Are you a Professional? | Text |
| Simple test to find out how professional you are | |
| Argument Winning | Picture |
| Graph illustration of a man's chance to win an argument during various stages of a relationship | |
| Arsi-cons | Text |
| Tired of using :) and :( to express emotions? | |
| Arthurs Question | Text |
| A question that King Arthur must answer | |
| As I Matured... | Text |
| Things that I have learned as I grow up | |
| Asking for Directions (2.5 Mb) | Movie |
| Approaching people on the streets for directions may be lethal | |
| Atheist Teachers | Text |
| A story from the classroom | |
| Attempted Murder? | Text |
| Funny story about someone who thought they had been shot | |
| Aussie Snake Story | Picture |
| Is this guy just a bit stupid? | |
| Austrailian Sheep Herder | Picture |
| So that is how they get their animals to market | |
| Axis of Evil and others | Text |
| The tagging of Evil Countries | |
| Axis of Geneology | Picture |
| The complete family gets together for a photo shoot | |
| Baby Cloning | Picture |
| Is it right to play God? | |
| Baby Moses | Picture |
| Moses was not the easiest kid to raise | |
| Baby Partying | Text |
| Why men should not Babysit | |
| Bad Cereal Name | Picture |
| This is how fights get started at the breakfast table | |
| Bad Day Definition | Picture |
| This guy's day just got a lot worse! | |
| Bad Fortune Cookie | Picture |
| A forture you never want to see after eating Chinese Food | |
| Bad Gas or Good Beans? | Picture |
| This guy should probably go see a doctor | |
| Bad Interview Skills | Text |
| What not to say in a Job Interview | |
| Bad Jeopardy Questions | Text |
| Bad Questions to Jeopardy type answers | |
| Bad Parking Attendant | Picture |
| Who parked these cars? | |
| Bad Suicide | Picture |
| A building jumper lands truly head first | |
| Bad Team Photo | Picture |
| A memoriable photo of a junior hockey team | |
| Baking Bacon? | Picture |
| Need a little UV protection? | |
| Baptist Redneck | Text |
| You might be a Baptist if... | |
| Barbie and Ken | Picture |
| Find out what happened in the Heat of the Moment | |
| Barbie from the Crypt | Picture |
| Barbie's after-death look | |
| Barbie Rejects | Text |
| Rejects themes and ideas for the Barbie Doll | |
| Barbie Wanna-bes | Text |
| A list of rejected names for Barbie Dolls | |
| Barbie's Style Change | Picture |
| Barbie Doll has a new look | |
| Bart Simpsons Chalkboard | Text |
| All the writings of Bart during the Intro | |
| Bathroom Cubicle | Picture |
| Management Aims to Increase your Office Productivity | |
| Be careful what you wish for | Text |
| A couple is granted each a wish | |
| Bear in Nature (1 Mb) | Flash |
| A nature show films a bear fishing for salmon in the river | |
| Bear Warning | Text |
| A park wardens warning about bears | |
| Beaver - DAM! | Picture |
| A beaver has some troubles making his dam | |
| Because of Blonde | Text |
| A blonde girl is a quick learner in school | |
| Bedroom Golf Rules | Text |
| Rules for Bedroom Golf | |
| Bedtime Reading | Picture |
| What long-time married couples read in bed | |
| Bee Bothering (2mb) | Movie |
| Why is this bee bothering this lovely lady | |
| Beer -- Before and After | Picture |
| See what happens to your vision after a few beers | |
| Beer Delays Death (3.5 Mb) | Movie |
| Why does this guy keep surviving all these things | |
| Beer Drinker Soul | Text |
| Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinking Soul | |
| Beer Prayer | Text |
| Prayer for those who believe in other | |
| Beer Scooters | Text |
| How drunks seem to end up getting home at night | |
| Beer Study | Picture |
| A little study about the effects of alcohol | |
| Beer Troubleshooting | Picture |
| A Troubleshooting Chart to help you out at the Bar | |
| Beer Warnings | Text |
| Much like smoking, the FDA wants warnings on bottles | |
| Behind the Porridge | Text |
| This should end all the stories about the three bears | |
| Belviee it or not | Text |
| A University Studie illustrates how the human mind reads a passage | |
| Ben Laden Lately? | Picture |
| Wrong Spelling. Right Meaning. | |
| Best Company Name | Picture |
| I wonder how much marketing and research went into this name | |
| Best Headlines | Text |
| The Best Newspaper Headlines of the Year | |
| Best Law Enforcement | Text |
| Which organization does the best job - FBI, CIA or LAPD | |
| Best of Microsoft | Picture |
| Taking the best of MS Operation Systems | |
| Better than your Kids | Picture |
| An art critic evaluates little children's art | |
| Biblical Coffee | Text |
| A wife and husband discuss who should make the coffee in the morning | |
| Biblical Wife Acquisition | Text |
| The Top 16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife | |
| Bicycle Landing | Picture |
| Thank goodness there is a seat | |
| Big Feet | Picture |
| Is what they say true? | |
| Bill Gates Classroom Rules | Text |
| Rules given to a classroom about life | |
| Bill Gates' Hell | Text |
| Bill dies (yippee) | |
| Bill-(Clinton)-Board | Picture |
| A new billboard for Clintons Education Program | |
| Bin Laden High | Picture |
| Take off of I got High song | |
| Bin Who? | Picture |
| Various affiliates of Osama Bin Laden | |
| Bird in the Sky | Picture |
| Look up there... It's a bird... | |
| Bitter Divorce | Text |
| Divorce can be hard (or easy) on people | |
| Bless you my Child | Picture |
| A stain glass window of a priest blessing a child | |
| Blind Farmer | Picture |
| A blind Farmer tries to round up some chickens | |
| Blind Man | Text |
| Two Nuns meet a Blind Man | |
| Blind Snowman | Picture |
| A blind school enjoys a fun day in the snow and builds a snowman | |
| Blonde Bar Joke | Text |
| A blind man finds himself in an awkward predicament | |
| Blonde Car | Picture |
| How can you tell if a Blonde owns a car | |
| Blonde Diary | Text |
| A blonde writes about her home renovation experience | |
| Blonde Gambling | Text |
| This girl has the right idea | |
| Blonde Jokes | Text |
| Various Jokes about our favourite hair group | |
| Blonde v. Ventrilloquist | Text |
| What a blonde thinks of a Ventrilloquist | |
| Blondest Joke of the Year | Text |
| So far, the best blonde joke of 2003 | |
| Bobs Recommendation | Text |
| Find out what Bobs boss thinks of him | |
| Bomb Iraq | Text |
| Sung to the tune of "If you're happy..." | |
| Bomb Technician | Picture |
| Working around TNT gives you a unique sense of humour | |
| Bottle of Wine | Text |
| A young woman and a Navajo woman meet along the side of the road | |
| Box under Bed | Text |
| Clinton keeps a Box under his bed | |
| Boys and Girls | Picture |
| Two kids playing in the Swimming Pool | |
| Bridgestone Rubber | Picture |
| After their bad tires that causes rollovers, bridgestone looks for new products | |
| Britney - Before and After | Picture |
| I think this photo puts the debate to rest about our young singer | |
| Bubba and Jimmy Joe | Text |
| Bubba explains to Jimmy how he got his new truck | |
| Budweiser Frogs | Picture |
| These frogs are not Singing about Beer | |
| Bumper Stickers | Picture |
| Stickers you will not see on a car | |
| Bunny and Snake | Text |
| A fable about a bunny and snake and how it relates to international affairs | |
| Bush - the Actor | Picture |
| George W. Bush stars in a few upcoming movie roles | |
| Bush Explains Iraq | Picture |
| Bush's speech outlines the reasons for going into Iraq | |
| Bush loses War | Picture |
| What George W. Bush will look like if he loses the war | |
| Bush's Binoculars | Picture |
| Dubya gets a closer view of the battlefield | |
| Bush's Vacation | Picture |
| Perhaps the president didn't cut his fishing trip short for Katrina after all | |
| Bush's Vatican Visit | Picture |
| Dubya visits the Pope | |
| Button Sayings | Text |
| Sayings for Buttons | |
| Buy the Warranty | Picture |
| Number one reason why to get the extended warranty | |
| C.Y.A. | Text |
| A nice little story with an interesting finishing thought | |
| Caddy-isms | Text |
| Humour for the golfer in all of us | |
| Calling it a Night | Text |
| 20 Clues that a Woman Should Call it a Night: | |
| Calvin & Hobbes Snowmen | Picture |
| Various comics from Calvin and Hobbes about Snowmen | |
| Canada Kicks Butt | Text |
| A little patriotism for Canadian | |
| Canadian Apology | Text |
| A Truly Canadian Apology to the USA... By Rick Mercer | |
| Canadian Jobs | Text |
| Why it is so tough to find employment in Canada | |
| Canadian Jokes | Text |
| A few jokes for the canuck in all of us | |
| Canadian Value | Text |
| We Canadians try to help | |
| Car Brand Acronyms | Text |
| Slogans for various vehicle manufacturers | |
| Car For Sale | Picture |
| This car is a steal! | |
| Car Safety Device | Picture |
| A new device that reduces accidents by 45% | |
| Card for the Husband | Picture |
| A greeting card for that great guy | |
| Carpet Chase | Picture |
| How the US Air Force is tracking Osama Bin Laden | |
| Cat Affair | Picture |
| This cat has to do a better job of hiding the evidence of his affairs | |
| Cat Tape | Movie |
| A weird japanese commercial about how to make you cat walk weird ways with tape | |
| Cat Tummy Ache | Picture |
| A cat moans and relents on what he just ate | |
| Cat's Bad Hair Day | Picture |
| Some days, you can't do anything with your hair | |
| Cat's Wish | Picture |
| A simple wish for your friends | |
| Catching Snowflakes | Picture |
| These birds have a perfect opportunity | |
| Catholic Driving | Picture |
| How you know when Catholics are driving too fast | |
| Cats and Babies | Text |
| Why Cats are Better than Babies | |
| Caught in the Act! | Picture |
| This is definately not puppy love | |
| Cause of Fire | Picture |
| I wonder what caused the fire at this house | |
| Chalkboard Drawings | Picture |
| A classroom draws on the Chalkboard | |
| Cheap HMO | Text |
| You know you have a cheap HMO when... | |
| Checking the Web | Picture |
| How many hits does your Website get? | |
| Cheerful Glow Worm | Picture |
| A little thought from a Glow Worm about why he's so happy | |
| Chicken Horror Movies | Picture |
| What chickens watch on late night scary TV | |
| Childrens Property Rules | Text |
| Simple Rules that Children Follow | |
| Childrens Story Books | Text |
| Titles of kids books you will never see | |
| Chimp Smells(500Kb) | Movie |
| A curious little chimp finds out about some interesting smells | |
| Chinese Images | Picture |
| Images from the land of the orient | |
| Chinese Military Duty | Picture |
| And you thought your job was tough | |
| Chinese Torture | Text |
| The 3 rules to Chinese Torture | |
| Chinese Translator | Text |
| Learn Chinese in 5 minutes | |
| Chocolate is better | Text |
| Why chocolate is better than... | |
| Chocolate Math | Text |
| The definition of Chocolate... Mmm... Chocolate | |
| Christian Bumper Stickers | Text |
| Top 10 things people will not say when they see a Christian Bumper Sticker | |
| Christian One-lines | Text |
| Have to love us Christians and our Humour | |
| Christian Pick-up Lines | Text |
| Now, all you need is a Christian Bar to try these out. | |
| Christmas Attorney | Picture |
| Christmas used to be about the gifts and presents... now it is all legalities | |
| Christmas Carols for Dysfunctional Families | Text |
| Alternative Lyrics for Christmas Carols | |
| Christmas Eve Flat | Picture |
| Santa gets a flat on Christmas Eve -- the one night when he's in a rush | |
| Christmas Eve Intruder | Picture |
| Darn Americans - someone invades their house and it'ss shoot first, explain later | |
| Christmas Gift Markers | Picture |
| What not to buy a child for Christmas | |
| Christmas in the North
| Text |
| Desperate to get away from everyone, Tom moves up north for some peace and quiet | |
| Christmas Office Party | Text |
| A secretary organizes her office's Christmas Party | |
| Christmas Present | Picture |
| The perfect gift for any male | |
| Christmas Tree Story | Text |
| How the Angel got on top of the tree | |
| Christmas Turkey | Text |
| A mother plays a little prank on her daughter | |
| Church Bulletins | Text |
| A collection of errors in Church Bulletins | |
| Church Sign | Picture |
| Check out the Name of this Church | |
| Client Parking | Picture |
| You know what they say about guys with nice cars | |
| Clinton Country | Text |
| Watch what you say in Bars | |
| Clinton Pez Dispenser | Picture |
| Former President Clinton's legacy continues... | |
| Cockpit View | Picture |
| See where airline pilots have their eyes | |
| Coffee Anyone? | Flash |
| May I offer you a coffee | |
| Coke Ad Break | Picture |
| What the polar bears talk about in between commercial shoots | |
| Coke Addict | Picture |
| You have to watch who you hang out with | |
| Cold Enough for You? | Text |
| A comparrison of Canadian Cold to the World | |
| Cold Religious Nights | Text |
| Have you heard the one about the Priest and the Nun? | |
| College Bible Students | Text |
| What if the bible was written by College Students? | |
| College Letter | Text |
| A Student writes her parents a letter | |
| College vs. Pre-school | Text |
| Top 10 Reasons why College is like Pre-school | |
| Colour Confusion | Picture |
| This might fool your brain.. | |
| Coming out of a Coma | Text |
| Gross story about a Wifes Coma | |
| Company Statistics | Text |
| A 500 member company has some terrible statistics | |
| Comparing Gas Prices | Text |
| A comparrison of Gasoline to other products we buy | |
| Comparing Men and Women | Text |
| Another Saga in the Battle of the Sexes | |
| Comparing SARS | Picture |
| Facts and Comparisons of SARS to other ways to die | |
| Compensation Form | Text |
| A bricklayer explains his Workers Compensation Form | |
| Computer Additions | Picture |
| Extras that you wish your computer had | |
| Computer Cat | Picture |
| This Kitty is a bit Confused when it comes to Food | |
| Computer Crash Safety | Picture |
| A new device in your monitor can reduce injuries | |
| Computer Geek Pick-up Lines | Text |
| Pick-up lines for those really cool computer guys | |
| Computer Genders | Text |
| Why computers are like Males and Females | |
| Computer Hicks | Picture |
| Tech Terms for the Hicks | |
| Computer Mouse | Picture |
| Hey! There's a mouse near your computer | |
| Computer Mouse Dating | Picture |
| What happens to your Computer Mouse at night | |
| Computer One-Liners | Text |
| One liners about computers | |
| Concerned Citizen | Picture |
| A newspaper article about a resident's noise concerns about construction | |
| Condo Rental | Picture |
| Advertisement for a Condo | |
| Confessions of an Old Man | Text |
| An elderly catholic gentlemen confesses his secret | |
| Confusious Say... | Text |
| Very wise quotes from Confusious... | |
| Congratulating the Winner | Picture |
| Usually a tap on the button is sufficient | |
| Consumer Warnings | Text |
| Actual Product Warnings | |
| Cooking Turkey | Text |
| For beginners, a tried and true method to cook a turkey | |
| Cop One-liners | Text |
| Quotes and one liners that you'll probably never hear from a copy | |
| Cop Stories | Text |
| 3 Good stories about Cops and Speeders | |
| Cops can be Funny | Text |
| Some remarks caught on cop-car video cameras during routine traffic stops | |
| Corporate Condoms | Picture |
| If condoms had sponsors... | |
| Corporate Lessons | Text |
| Stories which depict Morals about the Business World | |
| Corporate Lingo | Text |
| Phrases that you should listen for in the Office | |
| Costanza's Work Rules | Text |
| 10 Rules that George Costanza uses at the Office | |
| Country Shopping | Picture |
| What happens when a country girl goes shopping in the big city | |
| Courses for Women | Text |
| Schooling Courses that Women should take | |
| Court Questions | Text |
| Questions and Answers that are from Court Transcript | |
| Cow Lingo | Text |
| Say some phrases with cow in front of them | |
| Cow Talk | Picture |
| Two Cows want to talk to you | |
| Cow Troubles | Movie |
| This cow finds out that it is not as easy as it looks | |
| Crappy Job | Picture |
| Think your job is bad? | |
| Cujos Bill | Picture |
| The former leaf goaltender's bill for leaving the team | |
| Cultural Differences | Text |
| American and Canadian Cultural Tensions | |
| Cultural Differences | Picture |
| There are some noticable differences between France and America | |
| Curious Boy | Text |
| A little boy has a question while taking a bath | |
| Cyber-sex Hotline | Text |
| Actual log of an internet sex conversation (not rude) | |
| Daddy's Profession | Text |
| What does your Dad do for a living? | |
| Dads Dating Rules | Text |
| A list of Rules that a Father wants a guy to follow | |
| Daily Lives | Text |
| Using the Bible in our everyday lives | |
| Daily Prayer | Text |
| A person says their daily prayer | |
| Darkside Teacher | Text |
| Top Ten Signs Your Teacher is on "The Dark Side" | |
| Darwin Awards | Text |
| Awards for the most Idiotic People who are de-evolving | |
| Darwin Awards 2004 | Text |
| A new round of awards for the most Idiotic People who are de-evolving | |
| Dating faux pas | Picture |
| A girl learns a valuable dating lesson | |
| Dating my Daughter | Text |
| Permission form to date a Fathers daughter | |
| Day off Work | Text |
| Asking for a day off work? | |
| Dear Abby | Text |
| Probably one of the better Dear Abby letters | |
| Dear Diary... | Text |
| An American writes about her move to Canada | |
| Dear Dog | Text |
| An owner writes a letter to his/her dog addressing some concerns that they have | |
| Dear John... | Text |
| The BEST Dear John letter ever -- and the response | |
| Dear Proctor and Gamble | Text |
| A customer writes the company a letter about Tide | |
| Death by Viagra | Picture |
| Viagra can be hazardous to your health | |
| Death to Chainletters | Text |
| The Truth about Chain Letters - A MUST READ! | |
| Dedicate Simpson Fan | Picture |
| Now that is one house owner seriously addicted to the Simpsons | |
| Deep Thoughts | Text |
| Deep Thoughts about life - or are they? | |
| Deep Thoughts II | Text |
| Some more thoughts to consider and meditate on | |
| Dem West Indian People | Text |
| An officer pulls over a guyanese driver | |
| Demotivation | Picture |
| Slogans for the rest of us! | |
| Desert Island Desire | Text |
| A ship-wrecked man meets up with a ship-wrecked women | |
| Designated Driver | Text |
| A good drinking story about a police officer pulling over a drunk driver | |
| Desperate Gardener | Picture |
| This guy is willing to work for anything | |
| Destiny Meeting | Text |
| A girl and guy meet by fate in a car accident | |
| Did he or Didn't he? | Picture |
| I curious boy licks his finger | |
| Did they mean to do that? | Picture |
| Were these things supposed to be this way or is it just coincidence | |
| Dilbert-type Managers | Text |
| A magazine recently ran a Dilbert Quotes contest. | |
| Dinner Conversation - Gone Wrong | Text |
| A husband and wife talk at the dinner table | |
| Dirty - Wash me? | Picture |
| Not quite the usual car slogan | |
| Do Re Mi Drink | Text |
| Homer Simpsons Do-Re-Mi Song | |
| Doctor Dave's Dilemma | Text |
| Doctor Dave's thoughts are getting to him | |
| Doctor Jokes | Text |
| A few stories about Doctors | |
| Doctor Sauce Book | Picture |
| A drunken take-off of Doctor Suess books | |
| Doctors Handwriting | Picture |
| The answer to how Pharmacists read doctors messy handwriting | |
| Doctors, Lawyers, and Bikers | Text |
| What each of them bought their wives | |
| Dog Food (.5 Mb) | Flash |
| A dog grabs his owner's food and tries to cover it up | |
| Dog Re-incarnation | Text |
| Things to remember when I come back as a Dog | |
| Dog-aholics Anonymous | Picture |
| What happens at DA meetings | |
| Doggie Affair | Picture |
| This dalmation is going to end up in the - dare I say it - dog house | |
| Doggie Obediance | Picture |
| An Owner has troubles training his dog | |
| Doggy Christmas | Picture |
| A glimpse inside a dog's house at Christmas time | |
| Dogs and Computers | Text |
| Top Ten Reasons Why your Dog Shouldn�t Use the Computer | |
| Dogs at the Bar | Picture |
| Not quite the same as the classic Dogs Playing Poker picture | |
| Dogs in the Snow | Picture |
| It iss cold even for dogs! | |
| Dogs v. Men at Meal Time | Text |
| Why dogs are better companions at dinner time | |
| Doing the Limit | Text |
| A elderly lady is pulled over on the highway | |
| Don't drop the Nuke | Picture |
| Careful with that missile | |
| Donald Duck Ride | Picture |
| Did they mean to do this when designing this ride | |
| Donald Ducks Trousers | Picture |
| Cartoon about Donald Duck buying some pants | |
| Donald Trumps Dog | Picture |
| Doing this hairstyle to a dog is just mean-hearted... funny... but mean-hearted | |
| Donkey on the Beach | Picture |
| It is nothing bad - he's just telling it like he sees it | |
| Dough Boy Belly | Picture |
| Push the little dough boys belly and see what happens | |
| Doughboy Tickle | Movie |
| Don't tickle the Pillsbury Doughboy too much... He might crap his pants | |
| Dr. Evil Bin Laden | Picture |
| I will give myself up for one million dollars | |
| Dr. Suess writes about US Politics | Text |
| A Childrens story about Clintons affairs | |
| Drive Thru ATM instructions | Text |
| Instructions for Male and for Females | |
| Driver's Complaint | Text |
| A male driver complains about Women Drivers | |
| Driving Drunk out West | Picture |
| How the cowboys drive when intoxicated | |
| Driving Fun (3 Mb) | Movie |
| Something fun to do while driving out in the Country | |
| Driving too Fast | Picture |
| How to tell when you are driving too fast | |
| Druglords v. Programmers | Text |
| Comparrison of Druglords to Computer Programmers | |
| Drunk Cat at Party | Picture |
| See what happens when you cat drinks too much and passes out | |
| Drunk Yoda | Sound |
| Yoda gets drunk on the set and mouths off a bit | |
| Drunken Rednecks | Text |
| Two rednecks go for a drive | |
| Drunken Stages | Text |
| The 5 Stages of getting drunk | |
| Dubya Reads | Picture |
| George W. Bush is hooked on Phonics | |
| Dubya's 2nd Term (5Mb) | Flash |
| Jib Jab's newest video about President Bush's second term | |
| Dubya's Computer Skills | Picture |
| George Bush tries out his typing skills on the computer | |
| Dubya's Expressions | Picture |
| Someone is making a monkey out of the President | |
| Duck and Blow | Picture |
| You gotta keep those feathers dry | |
| Dumb Laws | Text |
| True Idiot laws of our time | |
| Dumb White Man | Text |
| An Indian reflects on White Man stupidity | |
| Dying in Style | Text |
| A old preacher last request before he meets his Maker | |
| Early 90s Teenager | Text |
| You Know you are a Teen of the Early 90s if... | |
| Early Warning Sign | Picture |
| Stop them while they are still young | |
| Easiest Quiz in the World | Text |
| Take this simple little quiz | |
| Easter Bunnies | Picture |
| Two talking chocolate bunnies | |
| Easter Egg Production | Picture |
| How Easter Eggs are REALLY made | |
| Easter is Cancelled | Picture |
| Oh no, something has happened to the Easter Bunny | |
| Eat and Fill up | Picture |
| You must think of the message before you design the sign | |
| Ed is Back (4 Mb) | Movie |
| A movie about Ed Broadbent coming back to the NDP Political Party (Canadian) | |
| Effects of Viagra | Picture |
| Drastic Effects from taking too much Viagra | |
| Egg Nog Conceprtion | Picture |
| How Egg Nog came to be | |
| Egyptian Sayings | Text |
| An Analysis of Hyroglyphics | |
| Einstein Quotes | Text |
| A few thoughts from one of the world's smartest dead guys | |
| Einstein's Speech | Text |
| Einstein and his Chauffeur switch spots at one of his many speaking engagements | |
| Elderly Couple at McDonalds | Text |
| What love is like after 60 years of marraige | |
| Elderly Invitational | Text |
| A tale from a nursing home | |
| Elderly Love | Picture |
| Old, but still got that spark to their love life | |
| Elderly Marraige | Text |
| An elderly couple is excited about getting married | |
| Elderly Speeder | Text |
| An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... | |
| Elect me for Mayor | Picture |
| What a great slogan for a campaign | |
| Election Ballot Box | Picture |
| Hmm... Does this describe the politician that they are voting for? | |
| Electronic Married | Picture |
| For those types who meet over the Internet or Phone Lines | |
| Elevator Fun | Text |
| 26 things to do while riding the up and down the elevator | |
| Elf Pick up Lines | Text |
| Pick up lines that Elves use | |
| Elves Lottery | Picture |
| What the elves did after they won the lottery | |
| Email Company | Picture |
| Some companies need verbal communication still | |
| Email Soapbox | Flash |
| A rant about spam and junk e-mail | |
| Email vs. a Penis | Text |
| Top 11 Reasons why Email is like a Penis | |
| Emergency Phone | Picture |
| Proof that our Bureaucracy is bad | |
| Emergency Room Horror | Picture |
| This has to suck | |
| Emimen Drug Bust | Picture |
| Emimen is likely to get busted for smoking pot | |
| Emmy Comments | Text |
| Top Ten Comments You Will Never Hear At The Emmys | |
| Employment Signs | Text |
| Forget Astrology, these will tell the Truth | |
| End of the Rainbow | Picture |
| Not quite the pot of gold, but a case of 2-4 instead | |
| English Language Explained | Text |
| A few thoughts about the English language and why it is so difficult to learn | |
| Ernie the Hampster | Text |
| A husbands story of his childs pet | |
| Eskimo Diets (2.5 Mb) | Movie |
| Why the Inuit diet is so tasty | |
| Estranged License Plate | Picture |
| The best license plate a divorcee could get for herself | |
| Estrogen Issues | Text |
| Top 10 ways to know if you have Estrogen Issues | |
| Estrogen Issues | Text |
| Ten ways to know if you have Estrogen Issues | |
| Eubonic Windows 98 | Text |
| A different copy of Windows | |
| Eurobonics | Text |
| A standardization of European Union Dialect | |
| European Terrorist | Text |
| All the threats to security have got some European Nations up in arms | |
| Ever Had to Call in Sick | Text |
| A Humourous Story about a day off work | |
| Ever Wondered about | Text |
| A few inquires into why things are as they are | |
| Everyday Math | Text |
| How mathematics helps you in everyday life | |
| Everything is Relative | Picture |
| Look what happens to the Turtoise | |
| Evolution of a Programmer | Text |
| The various stages from beginner to webmaster | |
| Evolution of Man and Woman | Picture |
| (If you beleive in Evolution) Various stages of Evolution | |
| Evolution of Math Teaching | Text |
| Math as it progressed through 1960-1990 | |
| Exercise | Text |
| To Exercise, or not to Exercise | |
| Exhibitionist Snow People | Picture |
| These snow couple have no shame | |
| Extreme Confidence | Picture |
| Talk about guts | |
| Facts about Santa | Text |
| Scientific Facts about Santa. Do not show kids | |
| Failed Hallmark Cards | Picture |
| Cards for that special someone that you will never see in stores | |
| Failed Hallmark Cards | Text |
| Rejects that just did not make it | |
| Failed Kids Books | Text |
| Little Children's Books that never got published | |
| Failed Nursury Rhymes | Text |
| Mother Goose would be shocked by these | |
| Fairy of Joy | Picture |
| The Fairy of Joy brings happiness to those she visits | |
| False Advertising | Picture |
| You won't see billboards like these | |
| False Billboards | Picture |
| Billboards you likely won't find along any roadsite | |
| Family Tech Support | Picture |
| A son tries to help his parents fix their computer | |
| Family Zoo Trip | Picture |
| I bet this kid whined and cried until he got to feed the racoons | |
| Famous Quotes | Picture |
| These people are a bit out in left field | |
| Famous Testies | Picture |
| Various Peoples Testies | |
| Farmer Joe's Injuries | Text |
| A farmer gets in an accident and sues for injuries | |
| Farming out the Work | Text |
| A farmer visits another farmer to discuss their son and daughters discretions | |
| Fat Elvis | Picture |
| A Halloween Costume gone bad | |
| Fed U.P.ex | Picture |
| I guess neither delivered their mail in time today | |
| Female Quotes | Text |
| Great quotes by great ladies in history | |
| Ferrari Spotting | Picture |
| A son spots a Ferrari on the road and points it out to his father | |
| Fictional Billboards | Picture |
| Billboards you will never see while driving down the highway | |
| Final Solution | Picture |
| Microsofts Business Practices | |
| Finding Inner Peace | Text |
| What one person did to find inner peace | |
| Fire Fighters Family | Picture |
| A Chief is quoted about how him and the other fire fighters are like family. | |
| Fire Hazard Sign | Picture |
| A sign tells of the dry conditions in a northern British Columbia forest | |
| Fire Rescue | Text |
| Another Blonde joke | |
| Fired from Pepsi | Picture |
| An employee is terminated from Pepsi due to Drug Use | |
| Firming Up | Text |
| A small joke about letting yourself go | |
| Florida Ballot | Picture |
| The Infamous Florida Election Ballot | |
| Florida Billboard | Picture |
| Seen on the Florida Highway, an interesting advertisement | |
| Fly Story | Text |
| I think there is a moral here | |
| Foreign Signs | Text |
| Signs seen around the world | |
| Forever Rivals | Picture |
| The difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and Montreal Canadiens fan | |
| Formal Duct Tape | Picture |
| A great use for Duct Tape | |
| Forwarding Pet Peeves | Text |
| My Pet Peeves about Forwards | |
| Friendship Forever | Picture |
| What friendship is all about... | |
| Friendship is... | Picture |
| A good friend will laugh and cry with you | |
| Friendship Poem | Text |
| Not one of those usual sappy poems about friends | |
| Friendship Prayer | Picture |
| A little prayer to encourage you through the day | |
| Friendship Things | Picture |
| Things that best friends do together... | |
| Friendstr | Picture |
| Osama's trying to meet people online. Check out his bio | |
| Frodo has Failed | Picture |
| Looks like Frodo didn't complete his quest in Lord of the Rings | |
| Frog Story | Text |
| A groaner of a frog story | |
| Frozen Pipes | Picture |
| Another priceless joke - this one about cold winter weather | |
| Fruit Loop Feed | Picture |
| Trix are for kids, and Fruit loops are NOT for... | |
| Fruitcake Recipe | Text |
| A recipe for everyones favourite holiday snake | |
| Fuel Prices | Picture |
| Comic about high gas prices | |
| Fuel Prices II | Picture |
| More comics about rising gas prices | |
| Fun at Walmart | Text |
| What to do when at Walmart | |
| Funny Cats (3 Mb) | Movie |
| Hillarious Video of different things that cats have done | |
| Funny Pet Pictures | Picture |
| Some cute pictures of cats and dogs | |
| Gas Price Cartoons | Picture |
| More comics about high gas prices | |
| Gas Prices | Picture |
| Think the prices of gas are high? | |
| Gender Switches | Text |
| See a box with switches for both Male and Female | |
| Genesis - the DOS version | Text |
| Creation told via a computer | |
| Geometry Jokes | Text |
| Math jokes for the Geeks-at-heart | |
| George for Dummies | Picture |
| A book to help out the President | |
| George-ography | Picture |
| George Bush shows his geography skills | |
| German Pope | Picture |
| Things have changed at the Vatican since Pope Benedict took over | |
| Getting over a Relationship | Picture |
| Something to help you feel better | |
| Getting pulled over | Text |
| Top 10 things not to say to a Police Officer | |
| Ghetto Life | Picture |
| Pictures taken from the Ghetto | |
| Ghostly VW ad (3.5 Mb) | Movie |
| An advertisement that never got aired because of something eerie in the film | |
| GI Insurance | Text |
| An Insurance sales person has a high success rate of selling insurance to soldiers | |
| Giddy Up | Text |
| A blonde tries horseback riding | |
| GingerBread Man | Picture |
| So that's why this gingerbread man is smiling | |
| Girl Drivers | Picture |
| Perhaps the stereotype fits better than first thought | |
| Girlfriend O/S | Text |
| Find out what happens when a Guy puts in various Operating Systems | |
| Gladiator Wrestling Rules | Picture |
| No holds barred wrestling still means fighting with honour | |
| Globalization Definition | Text |
| What is the truest definition of Globalization? | |
| GM vs. Microsoft | Text |
| What happens if GM and Microsoft switch jobs | |
| God v. Henry Ford | Text |
| A story of Henry Fords time in Heaven | |
| God's Balance | Text |
| Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian | |
| God's children | Text |
| A transcript of God raising Adam and Eve | |
| God's Diet | Text |
| And God created food... | |
| Gods Billboard | Picture |
| What God might advertise on a Billboard | |
| Gods Creation | Text |
| A story of how God created the World | |
| Gods Creation VIA a computer | Text |
| Another story of how God created the World | |
| Golden Telephone | Text |
| A writer researches churches in North America | |
| Goldfish Diarrea | Picture |
| How to tell when your Pet Fish isn't feeling too well | |
| Golf Association | Picture |
| A husband can relate to his pregnant wife | |
| Golf Ball Collection | Picture |
| What happens to people who illegally collect golf balls | |
| Golf Holes | Picture |
| The 19th Hole | |
| Golf Misquotes | Text |
| Top 10 things said on the golf course that sound dirty | |
| Gonna be a Bear | Picture |
| A women decides that in the next life, she wants to be a bear | |
| Good Luck, Mister Gorsky | Text |
| Neil Armstrong explains the words he said on the moon | |
| Goodwill Giving | Picture |
| Remember to give your old clothes to Goodwill and help those less fortunate | |
| Got to Go | Picture |
| When you have to go, you have to go | |
| Got your head up yur... | Picture |
| Hey you! Can't your hear me? Do you have your head up your.... | |
| Gotta love the Marines | Text |
| A general is inteviewed by a female reporter | |
| Granny's Angels | Picture |
| A new biker gang has started | |
| Green Beer and Ham | Picture |
| Do you like Green Beer and Ham -- by Dr. Sloshed | |
| Grinch Test | Text |
| A quick test to see if you're a Grinch at Christmas time | |
| Groaners | Text |
| Sad, sad one-liner jokes | |
| Gump in Heaven | Text |
| Forrest dies and has to pass the test to get into Heaven | |
| Guns R Us | Picture |
| Have a close look at what other service this store provides | |
| Gurl and Guy English | Text |
| Translation of the gender lexicon for all those perplexed opposite sex people out there | |
| Guy Memo | Picture |
| Why men shouldn't take important messages | |
| Guy Rules | Text |
| Rules that Guys wish Girls knew... | |
| Guys Wanna Say It | Text |
| What guys really want to say, but don't | |
| Halloween Costume Mix-up | Picture |
| Dogs do not know it is halloween | |
| Halloween Drunk | Picture |
| I think this witch had one too many! | |
| Halloween Flashers | Picture |
| Some people are very creative with their pumpkins | |
| Halloween Moon | Picture |
| It is a full moon tonight | |
| Halloween Rules | Text |
| General rules about halloween that I learned for movies and scary stories | |
| Hand me the Hair Dryer | Picture |
| A wife asks her husband to help her get ready in the morning | |
| Hand Violation | Picture |
| This soccer player should be called for using his hands | |
| Hands Free Cell Phone Adapter | Picture |
| A genius little device that works on all Cell Phones | |
| Hanging Christmas Lights | Picture |
| This guy would make the Grizwards very proud | |
| Happiest Moment Ever | Picture |
| The Happiest moment in a baby's life | |
| Happy John's Veggies | Picture |
| Perhaps this vendor needs to change his sign | |
| Happy to See You | Picture |
| Yes. I am happy to see you. | |
| Hard Times | Picture |
| You know you've fallen on hard times when you are re-using things over and over again to save money | |
| Hare Products | Text |
| The Easter Bunny is hit by a car | |
| Have I upset you? | Picture |
| A husband is able to get this hint | |
| Have some fun | Text |
| Try to have a little fun each day... | |
| Having a Bad Day (426kb) | Movie |
| This guy is having a tough day with his computer | |
| Having a Bad Day? | Text |
| And you thought your day was bad... | |
| Hazardous Women | Picture |
| A warning sign about Women | |
| Hear Your Heart | Picture |
| An elderly gentleman visits teh Doctor | |
| Hearing Problems | Text |
| An elderly gentleman gets his hearing checked | |
| Heaven's New Policy | Text |
| In order to keep Heaven from getting too crowded, God creates a new policy | |
| Help from Prison | Text |
| A son helps his father from prison | |
| Help Wanted Ad | Picture |
| Talk about the perfect employee for the job | |
| Helpful Fan (2.5 Mb) | Movie |
| A young fan helps a soccer player win the game | |
| Helpful Husband | Text |
| A husband tries his best to help his wife at Lamaze class | |
| Helping Hand | Picture |
| A teammate lends a hand | |
| Hershey Kiss | Text |
| A text picture of a Hershey Kiss | |
| Hic Lingo | Text |
| Jokes and phrases about hics and rednecks | |
| Hickphonics | Text |
| A new language to rivel Eubonics | |
| High School Analogies | Text |
| Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays | |
| High Stakes Card Game | Text |
| A few friends get together to play some cards | |
| Hindu Toilet Seat | Picture |
| That has got to be a pain in the... | |
| His and Her Motorbikes | Picture |
| A motorbike design for him, and one for her | |
| Hitchhiker Sign | Picture |
| A sign outside of a Prison | |
| Hitz FM Van | Picture |
| Be careful how you detail your Radio Station's Van | |
| Hockey Game Priceless | Picture |
| A photo in Sport Illustrated can be embarrassing | |
| Hockey Streak | Picture |
| This guy isn't on a winning streak | |
| Hockey Trainride | Text |
| Another Canada versus America Saga | |
| Holiday Dieting | Text |
| A chart to keep unwanted pounds off | |
| Holiday Eating Tips | Text |
| 10 Tips about Christmas Dinner and what to eat and avoid | |
| Hollywood 2037 | Picture |
| What Hollywood stars will look like in the future | |
| Holy Email | Text |
| God decides to check up on the Earth to see how things are going | |
| Home Alone 3 | Picture |
| Looks like Macauley is gearing up for another movie with a new co-star | |
| Home Remedies | Text |
| Unorthodox tips and tricks for around the home | |
| Home Remedies | Text |
| Some 'useful' tips to help you with problems around the house | |
| Homeless BBQ | Picture |
| The multi-purpose shopping cart. A transporter of plastic bags and grill for cooking | |
| Honey, I'm Home | Picture |
| A bull comes home to find his spouse is having an affair | |
| Hospital Inspection | Text |
| A weathly Hospital Benefactor visits the local hospital | |
| Hot Air Balloon | Text |
| A conversation to figure out a balloonists location | |
| Hot Dog | Picture |
| Mmm.... Dinner... (Perhaps a Chinese Hotdog?) | |
| Hot Tubbing | Picture |
| A baby warms up to the hottub | |
| Hottub Disturbance | Picture |
| What not to do on your Honeymoon | |
| How Rumours Start | Picture |
| How Office Rumours Start | |
| How to Annoy People | Text |
| 10 suggestions to annoy people | |
| How to Annoy your Roommate | Text |
| Over 150 ways to Annoy your Roommate! | |
| How to Rob a Snowman | Picture |
| Simple way to Rob a Snowman | |
| How to Shower | Text |
| How men and Women shower | |
| How To Speak Southern | Text |
| Redneck and Southern Translation for the rest o' us | |
| How's yur day going? | Text |
| Think you are having a bad day, some people have had it worse | |
| How's yur Driving? | Picture |
| A Sign out from the Driving Exam Centre | |
| Hows your Job? | Picture |
| Photos of jobs that you really do not want | |
| Hurricane Wilma | Picture |
| Who was really behind the Hurricane that hit Florida | |
| Husband of the Year | Picture |
| Contestants for the Husband of the Year award | |
| Husband Shopping | Text |
| Imagine if you could go and pick our your husband from a department store | |
| Hypnotist's Blunder | Text |
| The hynotist has some problems with his watch | |
| I am Canadian Rant | Text |
| The true rant about being a canadian | |
| I am not Canadian | Text |
| Variations of Molsons Beer commercial | |
| I like monkeys | Text |
| A story about a pet lover | |
| I said SOTP! | Picture |
| When I say SOTP, you better SOTP! | |
| I'm not an American | Picture |
| The terrorists get this large lady's citizenship mixed up | |
| Ice Cream Cone Production | Picture |
| So that's how Ice Cream Cones are made -- definately explains chocolate! | |
| Ice Cube Maker | Picture |
| How Ice Cubes are really made | |
| ID ten T Error | Text |
| A computer repair guy fixes a computer and gives the error code | |
| Identifying Drivers | Text |
| How to tell where a Car Driver is from | |
| Ideological Toys | Text |
| Beliefs and Thought according to Toys | |
| Idiots Among Us | Text |
| We are Surrounded by Idiots | |
| Idiots, Idiots, Idiots | Text |
| Proof that the World is full of Idiots | |
| If Iraq won... | Picture |
| What if Iraq had won the war | |
| If Obama is Elected President | Picture |
| What would Washington become if Obama gets elected president? | |
| Igloo Building | Picture |
| So thats how they build igloos! | |
| Impressions | Text |
| How to impress the opposite sex | |
| Increased Work Production | Picture |
| Managers are always increasing Employee Productivity with new Ideas to save time | |
| Inebriated Conversation | Text |
| Things that are difficult to pronouce when drunk | |
| Inept Police Force | Picture |
| How to tell when your local police force needs more training | |
| Inspiring Cubicle Posters | Text |
| Posters and sayings for your office cell (aka. cubicle) | |
| Instructions for Life | Text |
| 44 little ideas for living a good life | |
| Insurance Claims | Picture |
| Various types of insurance claims that have been filed | |
| Interesting Facts | Text |
| Useless, but interesting facts! | |
| Interesting Road Signs | Picture |
| Some road signs that you might see on the side of the highway | |
| Internet Porn Protest | Picture |
| Thats one way to make a statement | |
| Internet Realities | Picture |
| Truths about the Internet and Chatlines | |
| Invitation to Dinner | Text |
| A story about a guys invitation to dinner | |
| Iraqi Resistance | Picture |
| The underground resistance movement in Iraqi is alive and well | |
| Irish Jokes | Text |
| A few jokes for St Patricks Day | |
| Irish Jokes - Part II | Text |
| More Jokes about those sober Irish people | |
| Is Santa a Women | Text |
| Reasons why Santa could be a women | |
| Island Help! | Picture |
| You've been around your computer too much when... | |
| ISP Blackout | Text |
| Top 10 things to do when your ISP goes down | |
| It finally happened | Picture |
| All those things must have happened and come true for this to happen | |
| It is time to turn off your computer when... | Text |
| Turn off the computer and read a book | |
| It's a (Redneck) Living | Picture |
| How to spot those Rednecks Among Us | |
| It's a Small World | Picture |
| Taken on the ride at Walt Disney World, I'm not sure what these two Koalas are up to | |
| Italian Dream | Picture |
| What Italians all dream about | |
| Its a boy! | Picture |
| How nurses using Ultrasound determine the sex of baby | |
| Jacko Ads | Picture |
| Michael Jackson has some new ads out for tshirts and television programs | |
| Jackson's TV Show | Picture |
| Micheal Jackson is the star of a new reality TV show | |
| Japanese Waterpark | Picture |
| Everybody in the Pool! | |
| Jedi Rednecks | Text |
| You might be a Jedi Redneck if... | |
| Jerk Penguin | Picture |
| Just like humans, some penguins are just jerks | |
| Jerry Sticker Show | Picture |
| Sad take off of Jerry Springer | |
| Johnny's Little Story | Text |
| There's a moral to this story... | |
| Jumping Turtles | Text |
| Why a turtle is jumping from a tree | |
| Jurrasic Fart (1Mb) | Movie |
| How the Dinosaurs really became Ex-stink | |
| Just Fred | Text |
| A guy who is just named Fred... No last name | |
| Keeping Your Sanity | Text |
| 19 Ways to releive Stress | |
| Kenny The Rooster | Text |
| This rooster is good at what he does | |
| Kermit's Visit to Doctor | Picture |
| Kermit the Frog receives some bad news from the Doctor | |
| Kermit's Xray | Picture |
| Kermit visits the Doctor to find out some shocking results | |
| Kids Advice | Text |
| Kids advice to other people | |
| Kids and God | Text |
| Funny stories about children's conceptions of our Creator | |
| Kids and Marriage | Text |
| Whats kids think about marriage | |
| Kids Comments | Text |
| Various comments children have made | |
| Kids Fun | Picture |
| Photos of Curious and Fun Kids | |
| Kids in Church | Text |
| Humourous stories of kids attending church | |
| Kids tell all... | Text |
| Kids answers to questions on dating and relationships | |
| Kids Thoughts about God | Text |
| What kids have said -- and mixed up -- from Sunday school | |
| Killsbury Dough Boy | Picture |
| This guy has an attitude | |
| Kissing Babies | Picture |
| Hillary learns that kissing babies can be hazardous | |
| Kit-Kat Break | Picture |
| Have a Break, have a Kit Kat | |
| Kitty Awards | Picture |
| The National Cat Society gives out its lifetime acheivement award | |
| Kitty Question | Picture |
| What happens when you have the following things... | |
| Kitty Road Rage | Picture |
| What might happen if cats start to drive | |
| Kitty Rules | Text |
| Rules for Cats to live by | |
| Krung Thai Murder (3mb) | Movie |
| A wife comes home to a gruesome scene | |
| Laden's Hiding Place | Picture |
| Intelligence has found Bin Laden hideout | |
| Ladies vs. Real Women | Text |
| Comparrison of ladies to the real women of the world | |
| Last Supper Order | Picture |
| The waiter at our Lord's last supper asks Jesus about the dinner | |
| Late Husband | Picture |
| How a wife determines the punishment for coming home late | |
| Late Night Diary | Text |
| A young lover writes in their diary after a late night visitor leaves them breathless | |
| Latenight Iraq Jokes | Text |
| Various jokes made by Letterman, Kilborn, Leno and O'Brien. | |
| Law Firm Misquotes | Text |
| Top 10 things said in a Law Firm that sound dirty | |
| Lawyer Jokes | Text |
| I might be biased, but I do not think this is very funny! | |
| Lawyers get Double | Text |
| A man finds a lamp, and gets to make wishes - but with a twist | |
| Learning English | Picture |
| Why it is important to learn English | |
| Learning from Cows | Text |
| Everything I learned about Life, I learned from Cows | |
| Learning from Noah | Text |
| All I learned about life, I learned from Noah | |
| Learning from the Movies | Text |
| Things you would never know without the movies | |
| Legalized in Idaho | Picture |
| Though it is still illegal, this store is selling it | |
| Lego Junkies | Picture |
| Where do people come up with these ideas? | |
| Lemmas, Laws and Principles | Text |
| Various laws, quotes, sayings and ideas said throughout the ages | |
| Leroy's Santa Letter | Text |
| Little Leroy writes a letter to Santa | |
| Lesser-Known Programming Languages | Text |
| A description of the other computer languages that didn't catch on | |
| Letter to the Bank | Text |
| An irate Customer writes a letter about his new services | |
| Letters to God | Text |
| Children Write Letters to God | |
| Lewinskys New Book | Text |
| Possible titles for Monicas book | |
| Liberal 12 Days of Christmas | Text |
| It seems as though Paul Martin's spending limits are not confined only to government | |
| Liberal Party Prayer | Text |
| Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the government my taxes to keep... | |
| Life Secrets | Picture |
| Secrets to live a happy life | |
| Little Funnies | Text |
| Little funnies about things that kids say and the innocence of youth | |
| Little Johnnys Father | Text |
| A nice little Civil Service Joke | |
| Living Room Exercise | Picture |
| A way to stay fit | |
| Living without Email | Text |
| A man's life without Email | |
| Locker Room Conversation | Text |
| A wife calls into the male locker room to confirm some purchases with her hubby | |
| London Fights Back | Picture |
| Even the Queen is in on the War on Terror | |
| Long College Life | Text |
| You know you've been in college too long when | |
| Looking Important | Text |
| A businessman starts off in the real world | |
| Loose Load | Text |
| A trucker is loosing part of his load | |
| Lost in Translation | Picture |
| Something got lost in the translation of these two signs | |
| Love/Hate Poetry | Text |
| Poetry that has a romantic first line and un-romantic second line | |
| Lucky Frog | Text |
| A golfer stumbles across a lucky frog | |
| Made for Canada (2.5 Mb) | Movie |
| Jeep Commercial for a car made perfectly for Canadian Winters | |
| Made with Love | Text |
| A wife makes cookies for her dying husband | |
| Magic Frog | Text |
| Magical Frogs can help where doctors cannot | |
| Making up Words | Picture |
| A radio station holds a contest for non-dictionary words | |
| Male /Female Brains | Picture |
| Two pictures outlining differences of the sexes brains | |
| Male /Female Dictionary | Text |
| These Definitions will help us understand the sexes better | |
| Male and Female Triggers | Picture |
| What is takes to motivate males and females | |
| Male Birth Control | Picture |
| This would be very effective | |
| Male Blond Joke | Text |
| It took a while to come, but here is the first Male Blonde Joke | |
| Male Blonde Joke | Text |
| At last, a male blonde joke! | |
| Male Code of Conduct | Text |
| This code is bond between males | |
| Male Dressing Ritual | Picture |
| A flowchart that every guy follows when getting dressed | |
| Male Jokes | Text |
| Time to Pick on Men | |
| Male Logic | Text |
| A story of a man seeking custody of his child | |
| Male Translation | Text |
| What Men Actually Mean | |
| Man Bra | Picture |
| If Men made bras, what would they look like | |
| Man Crap | Picture |
| A classified ad placed by the wife | |
| Man's Knowledge of Women | Text |
| Top 10 things that men understand about women | |
| Management Programs | Text |
| New Programs offered to motivate employees | |
| Manly Danger | Picture |
| Can you tell whether this guy is left handed or right handed? | |
| Mans Remote | Picture |
| Ideal Remote for any Man | |
| Maple Leafs Movie | Picture |
| Disney makes a re-mix of Shrek in honour of the Maple Leafs | |
| Marital Problems | Picture |
| Just admit you are wrong, and move on | |
| Marriage Expiration | Picture |
| Is there such a life-saving device | |
| Marriage Quotes | Text |
| Some sayings and quotes about tying the knot | |
| Marriage Quotes II | Text |
| Some more quotes and saying about tying the knot | |
| Marry which one? | Text |
| A man gives three women a test to decide which one to marry | |
| Mars and Venus | Text |
| One man's quest to illustrate the difference between the sexes | |
| Martha Stewart's way | Text |
| Martha Stewart's way vs. My way | |
| Martha's New Home | Picture |
| Martha Stewart decorates her new home -- and that's a good thing | |
| Math Jokes | Text |
| Some jokes about Mathematics and Science | |
| Mathematical Humour | Text |
| You have to really be a math genius to understand these | |
| Maxine... on Life | Picture |
| Various Maxine comics strips on marriage, eating, friends and life | |
| Mc Iraq | Picture |
| Now that Saddam has been ousted, american businesses can move in | |
| McAfghanistan | Picture |
| What Afghanistan will look like after America leaves | |
| McArrested | Picture |
| Ronald gets arrested in the Park | |
| McDonald's Chicken | Picture |
| Mmmm... Chicken Nuggets | |
| McDonalds Food | Picture |
| Is this fast food or fat food? | |
| Medical Lessons | Text |
| Two important lessons for any pre-med student to learn | |
| Mega Flicks Sign | Picture |
| When designing a logo, consider the font style | |
| Melting Snowman | Picture |
| Takes alot of Yellow snow to make this happen | |
| Memorable Quotes | Text |
| Quotes from Famouse People and Comedies | |
| Men and Women Value | Text |
| The value of men and women to the world | |
| Men are Like... | Text |
| Comparison of men for various things... | |
| Men at Work | Picture |
| Some construction humour | |
| Men Vacuuming | Picture |
| What happens when a man vacuums the house | |
| Men's Thesaurus | Text |
| What men say, and what it means | |
| MEN??? | Text |
| A Women's Rant about Men | |
| Mencken's Laws | Text |
| Some humourous observances with a dash of truth | |
| Mens Room Help (650kb) | Movie |
| Maybe guys should start going to the washroom in pairs | |
| Mental Health Voice Mail | Text |
| Transcript at a Mental Health Institute | |
| Mental Hospital | Text |
| Two mental patients' story while committed to the asylum | |
| Mentally Unbalanced | Picture |
| A little quote about you and your friends mental condition | |
| Michael Jackson strikes again | Picture |
| Michael Jackson is up to his old tricks (but a girl this time?) | |
| Micheal Jackson's New Surgury | Picture |
| Micheal Jackson's solution to get people to stop looking at his nose job | |
| Mickey Rooney's Marriages | Text |
| Quotes from Mickey Rooney on his Relationships | |
| MicroWipe | Picture |
| I wish I could wipe my butt with this | |
| Military Budget Cuts | Picture |
| Does this reduce our Military preparedness? | |
| Military Budget Cuts II | Picture |
| The Navy has been hit hard by fiscal downsizing | |
| Ministry of Education | Picture |
| Questions asked on the Ministry of Education (Ireland) entrance exam | |
| Miracle of Birth | Text |
| A young child witnesses the miracle of birth during a power outage | |
| Misc Jokes | Text |
| Misc Jokes | |
| Missing Elf | Picture |
| Santa is missing an elf | |
| Mission: Buy Shoes | Picture |
| How Girls and Guys buy shoes at the Gap | |
| Missionary Teachings | Text |
| A missionary teaches a tribal chief the basics of the english language | |
| Mistaken Identity | Text |
| An English bloke thinks he recognizes someone in the super market | |
| Models without Make-up | Picture |
| What celebrities are like the other 23 hours of the day | |
| Mom's Lessons | Text |
| Things only a mother can teach | |
| Money | Text |
| What money cannot buy | |
| Monica's Dream Team | Picture |
| The Utlimate Soccer Team for Miss Lewinsky | |
| Moods of the Sexes | Text |
| Two poems about the moods of women and men | |
| Moon Redneck | Picture |
| What the lunar rover would look like if rednecks were on the room | |
| Mooning Wars | Picture |
| (I don't need to explain this) | |
| Morals | Text |
| Morals, as told by a child is school | |
| Morbid Cruiseship Story | Text |
| A cast-away story | |
| More Hymns or More Choruses? | Text |
| A fun take on the never-ending debate of hymns or choruses... | |
| Mouse Balls | Text |
| Office Memo about Computer Mouses (Mice) | |
| Moving the Car | Text |
| A couple from Fargo need to move their car for the snow plows | |
| Mrs. Jones Testimony | Text |
| An elderly woman is called to testify at a court hearing | |
| MS Flight | Text |
| Microsoft's great new feature on XP Windows | |
| MS Word Assistant | Picture |
| The Paperclip Guy helps out in all sorts of Situations | |
| MS Word for Blondes | Picture |
| A simplistic solution for those blondes who have problems with technology | |
| MS-Invest | Picture |
| Would you invest in this group? | |
| MSN Status Explained | Text |
| What it really means when you see someone's online status on MSN | |
| Murphys Laws of Combat | Text |
| Murphy has some things to say about War and the Army too | |
| My Children | Text |
| Things I learned from my children | |
| My Trini Friend | Text |
| What my friend from Trinidad would do | |
| Nailed | Picture |
| Two nails wonder where their friend went to | |
| National Condom Week | Text |
| Possible Slogans for National Condom Week | |
| National Slap Co-worker Day (500Kb) | Movie |
| Promo video for National Slap your Co-worker Day | |
| Nationality of Jesus | Text |
| Scholars debate Jesus's Origin | |
| NBA Lockout Strike | Text |
| Let us not forget those on strike | |
| Near Sighted Kid | Picture |
| Who Brought The Near Sighted Kid To The Pool? | |
| Near Sighted Kid (1 Mb) | Movie |
| How to tell when a child is near sighted | |
| Need a push | Text |
| A Drunk has car troubles? | |
| Nerd Season | Text |
| Hunting Geeks and Nerds | |
| Never Give Up | Picture |
| A little encouragement poster for when things aren't going your way | |
| Never having Kids | Picture |
| Two girls discuss the cons of having a kid when they are older | |
| New Barbie Dolls | Text |
| Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the new Hamilton Wentworth market | |
| New Crayon Colours | Picture |
| Marketing these crayons might be tough | |
| New Drugs for Men | Text |
| Viagra did so well, how about these? | |
| New Income Tax Form | Picture |
| Revenue Canada creates a new simplified way to pay taxes | |
| New Math | Text |
| Some interesting ways to look at math numbers and measurement | |
| New Movie Posters | Picture |
| New Movies made after World Trade Disaster | |
| New Reality TV Shows | Picture |
| Possible upcoming reality-show based tv shows | |
| New Slippers | Picture |
| A new kind of slippers have come onto the market. Cheap and soft. | |
| New State Mottos | Text |
| A recent contest held in the United States for State Mottos | |
| New USA Map | Picture |
| After the 2004 Presidential Election, the boundries were re-drawn | |
| New Viruses you should know about | Text |
| Computer viruses that are not the normal type | |
| New Words | Text |
| Remove or Change one letter from a word to make a new word and supply a definition | |
| Newfie Lobsters | Text |
| Aye, day be catching illegul lobsters | |
| Newfie Terrorist Attack | Picture |
| NewFoundLanders attack Ontario | |
| Newspaper Ads | Picture |
| Funny classified ads and headlines from newspapers | |
| Nice Kitty... (2 Mb) | Movie |
| Pinkey the Cat is up for adoption... Wouldn't you like this adorable little cat? | |
| Nice little Kitty? | Picture |
| What happens when you feed your cat cheap cat food | |
| Ninja Cats | Picture |
| It is cute but not very funny | |
| Nissan Pathfinder Billboard | Picture |
| A unique marketing strategy for Nissans Vehicle | |
| No Halloween Candy | Picture |
| How you know when you aren't getting candy at a house | |
| No Hospitals | Picture |
| This town might want to think about getting a hospital | |
| No Parking | Picture |
| This BMW Driver did not Read the Sign | |
| No Pets Allowed (2 Mb) | Movie |
| A guy wants a beer, but no pets are allowed in the bar | |
| Noah in the Millineum | Text |
| Noah has to build an Ark again | |
| Noah's Woodpecker | Picture |
| Noah is having a little problem with this animal | |
| Non Dictionary Words | Text |
| Ten words that should be in the dictionary | |
| Not My Job | Picture |
| Our Government Roads Department at Work | |
| Not-for-Children's Stories | Picture |
| Stories and books that aren't for Children | |
| NYC - Taliban Style | Picture |
| What New York City might look like if the Taliban wins | |
| Obnoxious Bus Passenger | Text |
| An obnoxious and rude bus passenger gets arrested for laughing at a pregnant lady | |
| Ode to Computer Users | Text |
| A poem for people over 30 years old | |
| Office Blonde | Picture |
| How a Blonde copies a Computer Document | |
| Office Check-up | Picture |
| A boss checks in on his employee | |
| Office Discrimination | Picture |
| Some times you can't win either way | |
| Office Humour | Text |
| If you work in an office environment, you'll find these funny | |
| Office Memos | Text |
| Submissions of comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies | |
| Office Misquotes | Text |
| Top 10 things said in the office that sound dirty | |
| Office Spellchecker | Picture |
| Microsoft Office has a unique spellchecking feature on it | |
| Office Vacations | Picture |
| What co-workers do to their collegues' cubicles while on vacation | |
| Oh crap | Picture |
| There are times when you know that the situation is not going to turn out well | |
| Oil Change Instructions | Text |
| How men and women change the oil in a car | |
| Oil Shortage | Text |
| Getting to the bottom of oil shortages and high gas prices | |
| Old Enough to Fight | Text |
| A 50 year old guy tells why old people should fight instead of teenagers | |
| Old Eyes | Picture |
| The eyes are the first to go when you get older | |
| Old Farmer Trick | Text |
| How a farmer gets an ox's eyes un-crossed | |
| Old Iraqi Voting Ballot | Picture |
| Oh, the memories of when Saddam was in power | |
| Old is when... | Text |
| Do you feel like your getting older | |
| Old Ladies in Church | Picture |
| Two elderly ladies are chit-chatting during the church service | |
| Old Man and the Rocking Chair | Text |
| A story about why an elderly gentleman is rocking away | |
| Old Roads | Text |
| Back in the day when roads were dirt and gravel, life was simpler | |
| Old Timers | Text |
| Don't mess with OLD farts | |
| On top | Picture |
| Kids can be so naive | |
| Once in a Lifetime | Picture |
| Sights you probably will only see once in your life | |
| One day at a time | Picture |
| This guy tries to take one day at a time | |
| One Liners | Text |
| Possible One Liners - for those awkward moments | |
| Only in America... | Text |
| Insights into American Culture | |
| Only in Canada | Text |
| A little story about a Canadian in a Local Bar | |
| Only in Canada | Text |
| We need a bit of national pride! | |
| Ontario Residency | Text |
| You know you are from Ontario when... | |
| Oooopppps! | Text |
| Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words... | |
| Open Letter to the FAA | Text |
| A writer has a way to prevent Hijackings | |
| Opening a Chequing Account | Text |
| A guy trys to open a bank account | |
| Opera Baby | Flash |
| A little baby sings a song about his childhood | |
| Optical Illusions | Picture |
| Some little pictures to fool your brain | |
| Optical Illusions II | Picture |
| More eye/brain teasers | |
| Osama Bean Landen | Picture |
| Americas Public Enemy Number One | |
| Osama Bin Shaven | Picture |
| What happens if we shave his beard | |
| Osama's Cave Memo | Text |
| Osama sends a Memo to his staff | |
| Osama, come and play | Picture |
| Why won't he come out of his cave and play | |
| Ottawa Repairs | Text |
| Contractors are bidding on repairing Canada's parliament buildings | |
| Our Perfect English Language | Text |
| Why is English so difficult to Learn? | |
| Our Resignation | Text |
| What happens when the office won the Lottery | |
| Out of Office Replies | Text |
| When setting up your outlook email out-of-office, try some of these responses | |
| Overclocking Solution | Picture |
| How to keep your processor cool | |
| Overheard in the Clinic | Text |
| A large gentlemen takes a trip to the waiting room and replies quickly to the rude receptionist | |
| Oxymorons | Text |
| Top 50 Oxymorons | |
| Painted Floor | Picture |
| At least, one does not have to worry about their aim | |
| Paperless Toilet | Picture |
| The new paperless toilet -- installed in all executive washrooms | |
| Parachute Accident | Picture |
| Just watch the animation, you'll figure it out | |
| Parenting Test | Text |
| To all of you that are trying to have children, good luck | |
| Pass with Care | Picture |
| A road warning sign | |
| Pastoral Nervousness | Text |
| Find out how Pastors calm thier pulpit fright | |
| Patience of a Teacher | Text |
| Even teachers have their limits for the patience | |
| Pavement Drawings | Picture |
| Various chalk drawings made on the city sidewalks | |
| Peanuts Reunion | Text |
| What happens if Charlie Brown had aged | |
| Pen Potty Training | Picture |
| A little mishap for this inKfant | |
| Pencil Divorce | Picture |
| A glimpse into the life of a married pencil couple | |
| Pencil Violence | Picture |
| Perhaps the pencil is mightier than the pen? | |
| Penguin Guts | Picture |
| This guy has lots of courage to do this | |
| Penis Tax | Text |
| The Government is thinking about a new tax | |
| Pentagon Janitor | Picture |
| It's 1:47 a.m., and she's got the windex | |
| Perfect for the Job | Text |
| What profession are you good at? | |
| Perfect Job | Text |
| What's the perfect job for you? | |
| Perfect Welfare Story | Text |
| These welfare social workers are a smart bunch | |
| Perking Up | Text |
| A women slips viagra into her husband's coffee to get things start | |
| Pet Diaries | Text |
| Excerpts from a dogs and cats diaries | |
| Pet Security (1 Mb) | Movie |
| A Dog and Cat are left alone when burgars break into their owner's house | |
| Pharmacy Question | Picture |
| I wonder how often Pharmacist are asked this question | |
| Pick Up Line Replys | Text |
| Witty Comebacks to Pick up lines | |
| Pick up lines | Text |
| Out of material? Try these! | |
| Pick up Lines II | Text |
| Some more dating pick-up lines | |
| Picking on Men | Text |
| A few male-bashing jokes for all the women out there | |
| Picking up Chicks | Picture |
| See how the professional does it | |
| Pig Introduction | Text |
| An austrailian introduces his pig to his girlfriend | |
| Pillsbury Dough Man | Picture |
| What happens when the guy bends over | |
| Pillsbury Eulogy | Text |
| Our favourite dough man has past on | |
| Pin-up Reality | Picture |
| The truth behind the beautiful pin-up girls | |
| Plastic Surgury Example | Picture |
| When you don't know how to describe exactly what you want | |
| Plumbing Truck | Picture |
| This guy must be always on the runs | |
| PMS Definitions | Text |
| Top 13 Things that PMS Stands For | |
| PMS Lightbulb | Text |
| How many women does it take... | |
| Points for Men | Text |
| A point system for dating and relationships | |
| Poland Invasion | Picture |
| How the Germans invaded Poland in 1938 | |
| Polish Computer Virus | Text |
| Beware of the Polish | |
| Polish Eye Exam | Text |
| A trip to the polish eye doctor | |
| Political Memories | Picture |
| Ahh, the photo memories from the gulf war | |
| Political Party Suggestions | Text |
| 10 Suggestions for new Political Parties | |
| Politically Correct Statements | Text |
| Some phrases that you should use to not offend people??? | |
| Pondering Exercise | Text |
| Some sayings about exercising | |
| Poop Happens | Text |
| Story of how a good idea is born | |
| Popular Mule | Text |
| A mule causes a death in the family... | |
| Porcupine Flu | Picture |
| What happens when a porcupine sneezes | |
| Porsche Purchase | Text |
| A teenager somehow purchases a Porsche from a neighbour | |
| Portrait Illusions | Picture |
| An interest portrait that has an optical illusion | |
| Postcard from Barrie | Picture |
| A post card from Canada's pot capital | |
| Prayer of the Sexes | Text |
| The Lord's Prayer by Men and Women | |
| Prayers of the Sexes | Text |
| A girl and guy pray to the Lord for that special someone | |
| Pre-College Knowledge | Text |
| Things I wish I knew before going to college | |
| Preacher's Pay | Text |
| A pastor's expanding family requires him to see a raise | |
| Pregnancy Q & A | Text |
| Funny answers to Pregnacy Questions | |
| Presidential Potatoes | Picture |
| Some Scandal is brewing in the Mr. Potatoe-head Oval Office | |
| Priceless Ads | Picture |
| A few more of those priceless-theme advertisemnt | |
| Priceless Super Heros | Picture |
| Another Mastercard Priceless advertisement take-off | |
| Prison Road Sign | Picture |
| A prison road sign notifies passing motorists to not pick up inmates (alive?) | |
| Produce Boy | Text |
| This guy is a pretty quick thinker | |
| Promises, Promises | Picture |
| Its Jean Chretian! Groooovy! | |
| Proof of Creation (1mb) | Movie |
| This monkey is proof that Darwin's theory could not be true | |
| Proof of God | Text |
| Story about Science proving Gods exists | |
| Proof that Girls are Evil | Picture |
| Math solves all of lifes puzzles! | |
| Proud of my Son | Text |
| A few fathers brag about their son's successful lives | |
| Proud to be Canadian? | Picture |
| Canada... The big world super power... | |
| Psycho-Analyze Yourself | Text |
| A little test to dive into your psyche | |
| Put Pork on your Fork | Picture |
| Pork. The other white meat | |
| Putting her Coat On | Picture |
| This guy is such a gentleman -- helping her put on her coat | |
| Questions | Text |
| Have you ever thought about these? | |
| Quotable Quotes | Text |
| Some of the usual quotes, with some added realism to them | |
| Rabbis Advice | Text |
| A Rabbi offers some marriage advice | |
| Rabbit Easter Eggs | Picture |
| Just like Cadburys | |
| Railroad Tracks | Text |
| Ever wondered why Railroad tracks are the way they are | |
| Raising Blood Pressure | Text |
| A 50 year old women goes for her yearly physical and gets a surprise | |
| Random Thoughts | Text |
| Some interesting thoughts about life to ponder in your spare time | |
| Rap Wizard | Picture |
| A computer program helps you create your own Rap Album | |
| Re-arranging letters | Text |
| What happens when you scramble and rearrange the letters in words | |
| Re-State of the Union (7 Mb) | Movie |
| George Bushes 2003 State of the Union address -- edited for clarity | |
| Real Life Idiots | Text |
| Stories from all walks of life | |
| Real Mars Photo | Picture |
| What NASA doesn't want you to see about the recent Mars Exploration | |
| Real or Fake Snow | Picture |
| Snowmen debate whether these things are real or fake | |
| Reason for Break-up | Picture |
| A guy explains why he broke up with her | |
| Reckless Driving | Text |
| An officer pulls over a driver after swerving for a box on the road | |
| Redneck Dogs | Picture |
| Your dog might be a redneck if... | |
| Redneck Family Tree | Text |
| This is tricky, try to keep up | |
| Redneck Medical Terms | Text |
| Medical Lingo for Cletus and friends... | |
| Redneck Pacifier | Picture |
| A redneck baby sucks on his pacifier | |
| Redneck Poem | Text |
| Poetry about a redneck's decision on who to marry | |
| Redneck Priorities | Picture |
| Well, at least this vehicle isn't on cement blocks | |
| Redneck Sex Test | Text |
| A simple test for the hics out dar | |
| Refuting Peace Activists | Text |
| What to do when at a Peace Rally | |
| Reindeer Distraction | Picture |
| Maybe some blinders will help Rudolf keep his eyes on the road | |
| Religious Bras | Text |
| What Religion is your Bra? | |
| Remember Family Outings | Picture |
| Do you long for those olden days where you take the wife and mother-in-law out for that Sunday drive in the country | |
| Remember Psalm 129 | Text |
| A Priest and a Nun in a Car | |
| Research Funding | Picture |
| A scientist needs to raise some cash for research | |
| Restroom Golfing | Text |
| How restrooms and golfing have similar rules | |
| Return of the Jedi Outtakes | Picture |
| Never before seen outtakes from the set of Return of the Jedi | |
| Revenue Canada Workers | Text |
| RCMP is trying to track down these workers | |
| Rice Paddy Waterskiing | Picture |
| Without a motor boat? Not a problem | |
| Riding Bareback | Text |
| Story about Native Americans picking up hitchhikers | |
| Right Brain Test | Picture |
| Can you find the man within 3 seconds? | |
| RIP Maple Leafs | Text |
| My tribute to the Leafs Playoff Run | |
| Road Sign Story | Picture |
| Road Signs you havent seen before | |
| Road Sign Story 2 | Picture |
| Another story using road signs | |
| Robins in the Sun | Text |
| Two birds enjoy all of life's gluttany | |
| Robot Bartender | Text |
| A new technology allows for great conversation in the bar | |
| Robs Bad Day at Work | Text |
| A deep sea diver writes about his bad day | |
| Roll up the Rim | Picture |
| The truth about Canada's favourite Contest | |
| Roll up the Rim | Picture |
| Congrats! You win a prize?!? | |
| Rolling Urinal | Picture |
| If Mick Jagger had a urinal, it might look like this | |
| Romanian Images | Picture |
| Pictures from life in Romania | |
| Ronald McLester | Picture |
| No wonder why this clown has a smile on his face | |
| Routine Traffic Stop | Text |
| A Police Officer pulls over a married couple | |
| Rude Morning Humour | Text |
| Tasteless Jokes | |
| Rudolf's Patience | Picture |
| This reindeer's patience is close to ending | |
| Rudolfs Revenge | Picture |
| Rudolf didnt count to 10... | |
| Rules of the Air | Text |
| Pilot's rules for Flying | |
| Saddams Note | Text |
| Saddam sends a note to George Bush | |
| Safe Computing | Picture |
| How to stop computer viruses (viri?) from affecting your computer | |
| Safety at Work | Picture |
| Even if they wear their hard hats and protective gear, it wouldn't help these workers | |
| Santa gives up | Picture |
| I guess Santa has had enough of the cold winter weather | |
| Santa Hunting Season | Picture |
| It's open season at the North Pole | |
| Santa Unplugged | Picture |
| Little Timmy finds out what the real Santa is like | |
| Santa's Dry Cleaning | Picture |
| Santa isn't happy with this house | |
| Santa's Opposite | Picture |
| As Santa comes, this guy goes | |
| Santas Replies | Picture |
| Santa must have had a little too much egg nog when he wrote these replies back to kids | |
| Santas Secret | Picture |
| Santa has a little fetish that he doesn't want you to know about | |
| Sars Effect | Picture |
| The hazards of avoiding SARS | |
| Saskatchewan Enterpreneur | Picture |
| A little humour during the long winter | |
| Save Money at Christmas | Picture |
| Perhaps a good way to save some money at Christmas | |
| Save the Whales | Picture |
| That is quite the blow hole on this whale | |
| Scam Spotting | Picture |
| How to spot an easy scam | |
| Scary Halloween Story | Text |
| An old man is being chased around in his house | |
| Scary Images | Picture |
| Some things that you hope to never see in your life | |
| Scary Licence Plate | Picture |
| Would you pass a car with a licence plate like this? | |
| Schmitt's House | Picture |
| Santa's Reindeers get Confused with their Directions | |
| School Activity | Picture |
| So son, what did you do at school today? | |
| School Garden Contest | Picture |
| A School Classroom plants cactuses | |
| School Prayer Poem | Text |
| A poem written about prayer in School | |
| School Zone | Picture |
| This is why we have those Standardize Tests | |
| Science vs. Religion | Text |
| Scientists tell God they don't need him anymore | |
| Scientific Female | Text |
| A Scientific breakdown of what a female is | |
| Scrabble Words | Text |
| What words can we find when we rearrage our letters? | |
| See-through tops | Picture |
| You can see right through this celebrities top! | |
| Selling Romance | Picture |
| This book retailer needs to work on his marketing | |
| Senior Cinderella | Text |
| Cinderella is now 75 years old! | |
| Sesame Street in Harlem | Picture |
| Pack some heat before living on this street | |
| Sesame Street Thanksgiving | Picture |
| Find out how Ernie, Bert and Friends celebrate Thanksgiving | |
| Severe Weather Damage | Picture |
| A guy from California emails a picture to the East Coast to illustrate the west coast weather disasters | |
| Sex Education Convention | Text |
| A man meets a sex education teacher en route to Chicago | |
| Sexist Wishing Well | Picture |
| What happens when women make wishes about household chores | |
| Shark Food | Picture |
| Food that can give sharks bad gas | |
| She was sooo blonde | Text |
| How dumb can blondes be? | |
| Shoplifting Sign | Picture |
| A good discouragement from stealing | |
| Shotgun Rules | Text |
| Guidelines for the front seat | |
| Sick of Work | Picture |
| This is one way to leave the office early without walking by the boss's office | |
| Signs of Single-ness | Text |
| A drunk points out the obvious sign of single-ness | |
| Simple Sex Jokes | Text |
| Little funnies about sex | |
| Simpsons Snowball Fight (250Kb) | Flash |
| Hit various Simpsons characters with snow balls | |
| Single Male Ad | Picture |
| I doubt anyone will respond | |
| Ski Smile | Picture |
| Why you shouldn't smile when skiing the slopes | |
| Skin Graph | Text |
| A husband donates his skin to help his wife looks better | |
| Sleeping on Job Excuses | Picture |
| Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: | |
| Small Town Gossip | Text |
| A trial takes place in a village courtroom | |
| Small Town Living | Text |
| You might be from a small town if... | |
| Smart Dad | Text |
| After many years of marriage, dad has had enough | |
| Snake Computer Crash | Picture |
| How a Snake rescues his computer after Windows Crashes | |
| Snake Dating | Picture |
| An interesting pick-up line in the Snake Dating Scene | |
| Snow Globe (200k) | Flash |
| A little fun with a snow globe -- who has time to make up these things | |
| Snowman Stick-up | Picture |
| Those Snowman noses can be valuable commodities | |
| Snowman's Funeral | Picture |
| How do they bury snowmen when they pass on | |
| SnowWomen Implants | Picture |
| Are they fake or are they real? | |
| So you've been Naughty? | Picture |
| What Santa gives to bad little boys and girls | |
| Soaps and Sports | Text |
| A male-female translation for our favourite TV shows | |
| SOB Defined | Picture |
| The Definition of a SOB | |
| Sometimes... Thoughts | Picture |
| An inspirational thought for all of us | |
| Spanish food | Text |
| An tourist travels to Spain to enjoy the culture and food | |
| Special High Intensity Training | Text |
| Figure out the Title Acronym - Its all about Job Training | |
| Speed Trap | Picture |
| A good method to deter speeding | |
| Speghetti Affair | Text |
| A man has an affair with an Italian Women | |
| Sperm Cynics | Picture |
| Some of the boys get a gut feeling that something bad will happen | |
| Sperm Mystery Date | Picture |
| A couple of the boys play the board game Mystery Date | |
| Spicy Baby Food | Picture |
| Want to make your kid to forget about teething pains, try feeding them this | |
| Sport Blunders | Picture |
| Sports are not always glamourous | |
| Sports and Management | Text |
| A comparrison of favourite sports to employment positions | |
| Spot the Odd One | Picture |
| Can you spot which guy doesn't belong? | |
| Spotlight Priceless | Picture |
| Dress, Shoes and Credit Cards | |
| Stages of Life | Text |
| Different stages for Men and Women | |
| Star Trek Cliches | Text |
| Top 30 Trek cliches of all time | |
| Star Wars Pickup Lines | Text |
| Top 12 Pick up Lines used by Star Wars Fans | |
| StarWars v. Titanic | Text |
| A comparrison of StarWars to the Titanic | |
| State Park Sign | Picture |
| Wild Parties at this National Park | |
| State Visit | Text |
| George Bush and the Queen get together for a State Visit | |
| Statue of Taliban | Picture |
| The Statue of Liberty in Afganistan | |
| Stella Awards | Text |
| Similar to the Darwin Awards, these outline idiotic law suits | |
| Store Fun | Text |
| Lots of Stupid Slogans | |
| StoryTeller Bill | Picture |
| Bill Clinton reads a story to Children | |
| Stretch after Jogging (2 Mb) | Movie |
| A jogger stretches after a job and is assisted by a friendly passer-by | |
| Strip Twister Anyone? | Picture |
| Something to think about before playing this revealing game | |
| Stuffing a Human | Picture |
| Turkeys watch a video on how to cook Christmas dinner | |
| Stupid Cold Weather | Picture |
| Two images about the ice and snow of winter | |
| Stupid Hunter | Picture |
| This guy should not be allowed to use a gun | |
| Subscription Renewal | Picture |
| A new method to cheat on taxes | |
| Surgeon's Help | Picture |
| Where does a Surgeon go when he needs help with a medical operation | |
| Surprise Church Appearance | Text |
| The ultimate deceiver makes a surprise visit in a church | |
| Surrounded by Idiots | Text |
| Some people just have problems | |
| Sweating Terrorists | Picture |
| Deoderant for Terrorists | |
| Swimming Athiest | Text |
| An Athiest meets a shark! | |
| T-shirt Advertising | Picture |
| This guy has high expectations for himself | |
| T-shirt Slogans | Picture |
| Slogans that you probably will not see on T-shirts | |
| Taco Bell Sign | Picture |
| Check out the Taco Bell Sign | |
| Take your Kid to Work Day | Picture |
| An airline pilot takes his kid to work to show him the joys of flying | |
| Taliban Computer Virus | Text |
| Beware of this computer Virus, it could erase your computer! | |
| Talk about Bad Timing | Picture |
| This kid is just trying to share | |
| Talk Talk Commercial (3.3 Mb) | Movie |
| Not really a joke, but a neat tv commercial using humans to create and animate scene | |
| Talking Easter Bunnies | Picture |
| Two easter bunnies try to have a conversation | |
| Talking Frog | Text |
| An older gentleman finds a talking frog who offers happiness and pleasures | |
| Tanning a Turkey | Picture |
| When baking a turkey to that golden brown, watch out for tan lines | |
| Tea Kettle | Text |
| A hobo man who had spent his whole life in the desert went to visit a friend | |
| Tea Kettles | Text |
| A guy who has spent his life in the dessert goes to visit his friend | |
| Teachers Notes | Text |
| Real Notes that parents have written | |
| Tech Support | Text |
| Ever wonder why the techies get paid so much for answering the phone | |
| Tech Support Stories | Text |
| Stories of these technologically challenge people | |
| Techno Country Folk | Text |
| Definitions for Country Folk | |
| Techno Geek Lingo | Text |
| Lingo to Enhance your Vocabulary | |
| Technology in our Lives | Picture |
| How technology has gripped our lives for better or worse | |
| Teenage Flowers | Picture |
| A little take off of Meatloaf's Paradise by the Dashboard Light Melody | |
| Telemarketer Fun | Text |
| Ten ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer | |
| Teletubby Drop-outs | Picture |
| Teletubbies that just didn't make the cut | |
| Terrorist Training School | Picture |
| A class you don't want to miss | |
| Terrorist TV Guide | Text |
| What Bin Laden watches | |
| Texan Joke | Text |
| It's hard to beat a Texan | |
| Text Breasts | Text |
| You've seen :) or ;) - Now there are Symbols for Breasts! | |
| TGIF error | Text |
| A Co-worker mixes up her day | |
| Thanks for the Emails | Text |
| A thank-you letter to all those friends who pass on warnings through email | |
| Thanksgiving Conversation | Text |
| 10 Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving Weekend | |
| That is a BIG cat | Picture |
| This has to be a Guiness Record | |
| The 1980s | Text |
| Signs that you grew up in the 1980s | |
| The 1990s | Text |
| Signs That You have Had Too Much Of The 1990s | |
| The Art Gallery | Text |
| Art is in the eye of the Beholder | |
| The Big M-arijuana | Picture |
| Over 1 billion customers stoned | |
| The Blonde Brain | Picture |
| Scientists have mapped the Female Blond Brain | |
| The Bull | Text |
| Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch, but are having some financial troubles | |
| The Cookoo Clock | Text |
| A drunk husband comes up with an idea for being late | |
| The Dilemma | Text |
| A job application question, how would you solve this dilemma | |
| The E-word | Picture |
| Forget about F, this is even a worse word to use | |
| The Eternal Question | Text |
| A question only for the smart people | |
| The Fictional Eden | Text |
| A fictional story about Eve and Adam | |
| The Morning-after Pumpkin | Picture |
| Some pumpkins party way too much | |
| The Photographer | Text |
| A photographer hires a plane to get better pictures of a forest fire | |
| The Pope and the Queen | Text |
| A little story about when the Pope and Queen met | |
| The Ranchers Widow | Text |
| A Racher's Widow hires a farm-hand to help look after the ranch | |
| The Sneeze | Text |
| A graduating class deals with a recent supreme court ruling | |
| The Swimming Head | Text |
| A Head Swims in a Contest | |
| The truth about Hospitals | Picture |
| The revealing truth about hospital gowns | |
| The world per capita | Text |
| Stats if the world were only 100 people | |
| Theory of Relatives | Text |
| A Texan writes about his family tree | |
| They Found Nemo | Picture |
| Here's where Nemo has been hiding out all along | |
| Things that Annoy Me | Text |
| A few things that annoy me in the world | |
| Things to do in a bathroom | Text |
| Make those daily moments more pleasant | |
| Think of the Children | Picture |
| Forget the Children, this guy needs to think of his own education | |
| This Land (3 Mb) | Flash |
| George Bush and John Kerry sing about their chances in the 2004 election | |
| Thong at the Beach | Picture |
| Lots of people would stare at this Thong | |
| Thong Bikinis | Picture |
| Two women wear thongs to the beach | |
| Thoughts about Life | Text |
| A few thoughts about the things in our lives | |
| Threatening a monkey | Picture |
| This guy has taken a Monkey hostage for his demands | |
| Three Wise Women | Picture |
| What if the Maji were Female? | |
| Three Wishes | Text |
| A women get three wishes | |
| Tickle the Pig | Flash |
| Turn your volume up and tickle the pig | |
| Tight Parking Job | Picture |
| I hope this wasn't Valet Parking | |
| Tim Horton Winners | Picture |
| Roll up the Rim to Win cups that you really don't want to win | |
| Tim Horton's Buns | Picture |
| I wonder why this baker got fired from Tim Hortons | |
| Tim Horton's Rules | Text |
| Rules of Engagment for ordering coffee and ensuring a civilized Canadian Society | |
| Time Management | Picture |
| Learn how to manage your time by Multi-tasking | |
| Timmys New Bike | Picture |
| How Timmy got his new bike from Santa Claus | |
| Tired and Overworked | Text |
| Ever felt like you were doing all the work | |
| Tired of Winter | Picture |
| Getting tired of winter yet? | |
| Toilet Mishap | Picture |
| The dangers of being a male and being toilet trained | |
| Toilet Stall Sign | Picture |
| I guess the guys who use this washroom are a bit messy | |
| Tombstone For Sale | Picture |
| Check out this newspaper advertisement | |
| Tongue Twisters | Text |
| How getting words mixed up can cause misinterpretation | |
| Too Much Caffienne | Picture |
| Did someone put something in this Kittys Bowl? | |
| Top 10 Signs of Job Burn Out | Text |
| Feeling overworked? | |
| Top 9 Sex Jokes | Text |
| You are clicking here because it says sex right? | |
| Topless Bar Dancers | Picture |
| This picture needs no introduction! | |
| Topless Beach | Picture |
| A couple head for a day of sun on the beach | |
| Touching Father-Son Story | Text |
| A heart wrenching story about a father and his son | |
| Tough being a Man | Text |
| Do you how tough it is to be a man in today's mixed up world | |
| Tough Decision | Picture |
| Many a man has had to make a tough decision | |
| Traffic Pull-over | Picture |
| Can you guess what this biker was being pulled over by the cops | |
| Treadmill Exercise (3 Mb) | Movie |
| A guy determined to exercise has a little problem with his treadmill | |
| Trick or Treat | Text |
| Ways to confuse Trick or Treaters | |
| Trouble on the Ark | Picture |
| Noah had his hands full with the Rabbits on the Ark | |
| Tru-isms | Text |
| Various quotes and witty sayings | |
| True Signs | Text |
| Examples of signs that have different meanings! | |
| Truth about Beer | Flash |
| Government health warning about alcohol consumption | |
| Turning Tricks or Treat | Text |
| Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex | |
| Twas the night before Exams | Text |
| Must be close to Christmas when you are cramming | |
| Twas the night... Uneditted | Text |
| I think the twas the night poem has been done to death | |
| Two Brooms | Text |
| The romantic story of two broom swept off their feet | |
| Two Guys and their Truck | Text |
| A True Story about an Ice Fishing Trip | |
| Two Stupid Chickens | Picture |
| A good comic about the "Why did the Chicken" classic joke | |
| U.S. vs. Newfoundland | Text |
| The Americans and Newfies are headed for a military showdown | |
| Ultimate Urban Legend | Text |
| A pop-shot at all those annoying forwards | |
| Un-Sexiest Man Calendar | Picture |
| The top 12 Models for the ugliest men in the World | |
| Uncle Frank's Visit | Text |
| Dad's not home, so Uncle Frank comes and visits | |
| Under the Mistletoe | Picture |
| A dog, cat and a Christmas kissing tradition | |
| Uneven Suntan | Picture |
| Ever had an Uneven Suntan? | |
| United We Dance | Flash |
| Bush and Britney dance and raise american patriotism | |
| University Beliefs | Text |
| Find out what three University Students believe | |
| University Jokes | Text |
| Jokes about Ontario Universities | |
| University Lightbulbs | Text |
| How many University Students... | |
| University Name Definitions | Text |
| Find out what Ontario University Names Really Mean | |
| Unseen Advertisements | Picture |
| Ads and posters that you will never see in magazines or on bulletin boards | |
| Unwanted Email | Picture |
| What to do with all those cheezy fwds | |
| Up Yur Kilt | Picture |
| Ever wondered if what they say about Scots is True? | |
| US Apology (4 Mb) | Movie |
| Clip from 22 Minutes apologizing to the United States on behalf of Canada | |
| Useless Facts | Text |
| Things you do not really need to know | |
| User Outside | Picture |
| Why we have so many problems with computers | |
| Vacuum Salesman | Text |
| An Elderly women has an encounter with a pushy salesman | |
| Various Thoughts | Text |
| Questions and Sayings to make you... think | |
| Vet 911 | Picture |
| Help! Grimmy swallowed a telephone | |
| Vet Clinic | Text |
| A pet owner takes his dog to the vet for examination | |
| Viagra Slogans | Text |
| Slogans to capture the essence of the Miracle drug | |
| Visit from Santa | Picture |
| Perhaps Santa should have knocked first before coming down the chimney | |
| Waiting for the Perfect Man | Picture |
| What happens to women who wait for the perfect man | |
| Walmart Underwear | Picture |
| Walmart is stocking new designs in Underwear | |
| Want and Reality | Picture |
| What Women want, and what is looking for them | |
| War is Over | Picture |
| Dubya and Saddam make peace | |
| War Update | Text |
| A little groaner update about the war on Iraq | |
| Washing your Cat | Text |
| Detailed instructions on how to wash you Cat | |
| Washroom Conversation | Picture |
| A toothbrush and toilet paper roll have a little conversation | |
| Watch for falling Rocks | Picture |
| This is an interesting Road Sign | |
| Watch out Santa | Picture |
| Santa Clause has to be careful when he flies through the air | |
| Ways to Be Unhappy This Holiday Season | Text |
| A Top Ten list for Holidays | |
| We need Bat Girl | Picture |
| Bat Girl's signal in the sky | |
| We're from Newfoundland | Text |
| Two Newfoundlanders visit Ontario and take advantage of a sale | |
| Web Designer Architects | Text |
| If Architects had to work like Web Designers... | |
| Wedding Colours | Text |
| A child asks about wedding traditions during a ceremony | |
| Wedding Vow Truth | Picture |
| This is what should be said to the bride | |
| West Jet Flights | Text |
| Humourous quotes from West Jet Flights | |
| What a difference | Text |
| 1970s to the 2000s | |
| What God is Like | Text |
| What is God like? Comparisons to other things in our lives | |
| What goes around... | Text |
| Only in American Justice | |
| What is your Favourite Hymn? | Text |
| Various Professionals favourite hymns | |
| What to wear to Court? | Picture |
| Michael Jackson has some decisions to make for his court appearance | |
| What Will I Be? | Picture |
| What will I be when I grow up and get a job? | |
| What you deserve | Picture |
| You deserve only the best in life | |
| What's up there? | Picture |
| A little curious kid discovers the true nature of a Scotsman | |
| Whatzuuuuup... | Picture |
| An interesting take off of the Bud commercial | |
| Wheels of Life | Picture |
| A circle of life... as illustrated by wheels | |
| When Men make the Rules... | Text |
| 12 Simple rules that all men would like to have | |
| When the wife is around | Picture |
| Sometimes having the wife around is just bad timing | |
| Where would you like to Go? | Text |
| A day in Heaven & Hell | |
| Where's Bin Laden? | Picture |
| A take off of Where's Waldo | |
| Who is Jack Schitt? | Text |
| For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? | |
| Who started Christmas? | Text |
| A frustrated mother ponders the whole Christmas holiday and gets a surprising answer | |
| Who wears the Pants | Text |
| A story about a HoneyMoon | |
| Who's Sheep is this? | Picture |
| DNA testing has come a long way | |
| Whom should you marry? | Text |
| Who is better? A nurse, an operator or a teacher? | |
| Why did the Chicken... | Text |
| Various Answers to the Famous Question | |
| Why Dogs Attack | Picture |
| Ever wonder why Dogs turn on their owners? | |
| Why God created Eve | Text |
| Top 10 Reasons why Eve was created | |
| Why Men die quicker | Picture |
| 4 Reasons why women outlive men | |
| Why Women are So Bright! | Text |
| Reasons why Women are smarter | |
| Wild Ride Home | Text |
| An officer makes a routine traffic stop -- or what he thought was | |
| Will Never Say... | Text |
| Phrases that Men and Women will never mutter | |
| Willing to Pay Cash | Picture |
| No Credit Card needed | |
| Willing to Work | Picture |
| Some guys are desperate | |
| Windows for Scots | Picture |
| Awk lass, you'lllll got'ta see this | |
| Windows Newfie Edition | Picture |
| Regional Translation Version for Newfoundlanders | |
| Winter Class for Men | Text |
| 14 sessions to improve the male species. Class size is limited. | |
| Winter Fridge | Picture |
| Those snowed-in people on the east coast keep their sense of humour about the winter blizzards | |
| Winter Images | Picture |
| Various photos of winter scenes, some funny, some amazing | |
| Wisdom of the Elderly | Text |
| A wise elder shares wisdom about life | |
| Witty Replies | Text |
| A list of Witty Replies to Pick Up lines | |
| Womanhood | Text |
| Some mysteries and wonders about females | |
| Women Bumper Stickers | Text |
| I am Women, Hear me Rev my Engine | |
| Women Domination | Picture |
| What the world would be if dominated by Women | |
| Women Driver Stats | Text |
| Statistics on Female Drivers | |
| Women of Kabul | Text |
| Barbara Walters returns to Kabul, Afganistan after the war to see the progress | |
| Women Understand | Text |
| Top 10 things that only women understand | |
| Women's Dream Car | Picture |
| What every women wants to drive? | |
| Womens Dictionary | Text |
| Essential Guide to Womens English | |
| Womens Dictionary II | Text |
| More words in a females vocabulary | |
| Womens Dictionary III | Text |
| More words that women use and their true meanings | |
| Womens Language | Text |
| The Secrets of the Female Language | |
| Womens Money | Picture |
| Why Women burn so much money | |
| Womens night out | Text |
| An innocent girls-night out leads to some interesting questions | |
| Womens Perspective | Text |
| Stories and thoughts about women from a different perspective | |
| Womens Rules | Text |
| Laws that women should follow | |
| Woodbridge Application | Text |
| Application to live in the town of Woodbrigdge (Redneck country) | |
| Word Perfect Hotline | Text |
| Actual Transcript of a FORMER software assistence employee | |
| Words of Wisdom | Text |
| Some inspiration to help you throughout your day | |
| Words of Wisdom II | Text |
| Some more inspirational thoughts for your mind | |
| Work vs Prison | Text |
| A comparrison of Work to Prison | |
| Working from Home (3 Mb) | Movie |
| Perhaps a disadvantage about working from home | |
| Working-for-a-Living Therom | Text |
| Ever wonder why you're not making enough money | |
| Workplace Safety Program | Picture |
| It is important to have Health and Safety standards at work to avoid accidents | |
| World According to Cows | Text |
| Various Ideologies explained by using Bovine Examples | |
| World Domination Rules | Text |
| 100 Rules for World Domination | |
| World Order T-shirt | Picture |
| An interesting view of how the new world order should be organized | |
| World Trade Hero | Picture |
| We could have used him on September 11, 2001 | |
| Worse Lie Ever | Text |
| Talk about a bad lie | |
| Wrong Directions? | Picture |
| I Wonder Who Stands on this Street Corner | |
| Wrong Mail box | Picture |
| This is what happens when little old ladies do not wear their glasses | |
| Wu's on First? | Text |
| A take off of Who's on First as written for the oval office | |
| Y2k Solution | Text |
| A good solution to the Y2K Bug | |
| Year 2004 | Text |
| You know you're living in 2004 when... | |
| Year 2035 Headlines | Text |
| What the world will be like in 2035 | |
| Yearly Physical | Text |
| An Old Mans trip to the Doctor | |
| You are a Buttface | Picture |
| Ever felt like an @$$ ? | |
| You kicked my Dog | Sound |
| A prank phone call to a neighbour about someone kicking his dog | |
| You know youre Canadian when... | Text |
| List of things to tell if you are Canadian | |
| Young Habs Fan | Picture |
| Something tells me, this class photo wasn't taken in Quebec | |
| Young Jealousy | Picture |
| If looks could kill, this girl would get 30 years | |
| Your First Time | Text |
| A provocative story about a girls first time | |
| Zebra Crossing | Picture |
| What the world looks like to Zebras | |
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